Pam Anderson gets naked for Hugh Hefner’s birthday

April 7th, 2008

Pam Anderson at her son’s little league game in Malibu (4/6)

Hugh Hefner celebrated his 82nd birthday by taking a little trip to Las Vegas over the weekend. The Playboy patriarch received the usual assortment of birthday gifts: cigars, booze, Pamela Anderson naked in his hotel room. Wait, what? The Las Vegas Review Journal writes:

What do you get Hugh Hefner for his birthday? Pamela Anderson, who appeared on the cover of Playboy more than anyone else (12 times), gave him a birthday dance in her birthday suit. Anderson surprised Hefner, who was in town to celebrate his 82nd birthday, when he returned to the Sky Villa supersuite named after him at the Palms Fantasy Towers late Saturday. When Hefner walked in, Anderson walked out of a bedroom wearing only high heels.

“He was stunned. He had the biggest smile I’ve ever seen,” said Palms owner George Maloof, who dedicated a table in the Playboy Club to Hefner later in the evening. (Source)

If Pamela’s dance was of the lap variety I hope for Hugh’s sake next year’s present is a shot of penicillin. That chick has more diseases in her than a medical dictionary. This story does make sense though for one reason: the only person that could possibly want a private dance from a washed-up, leather skinned has-been is one of Pamela’s peers: an 82 year old.

UPDATE: E! announced today that Pam is getting her own reality show this summer. First episode? Pam dancing naked for Hugh Hefner followed by a youth baseball game 12 hours later.