Pam Anderson and Kid Rock are getting a divorce
Pamela Anderson’s representative has confirmed that her client filed for divorce last week from Kid Rock (aka Bob Ritchie), but would not comment on why Pam chose to end the brief three month marriage (with those crazy kids, it really did feel like four months). Kid Rock’s publicist didn’t immediately return messages left by The Associated Press on Monday:
The relationship between Anderson, 39, and Ritchie, 35, has been a turbulent one since they became engaged in 2002. They broke up the following year, but later reunited and this summer embarked on a tour of wedding ceremonies. They were wed in late July near St. Tropez, France, and again at a courthouse in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Aug. 3. They tied the knot a third time in an Aug. 17 ceremony in Nashville, Tenn.
“Yes, it’s true,” Anderson wrote in a brief statement on her Web site. “Unfortunately impossible.”
What the hell does “unfortunately impossible” even mean? It sounds like the type of answer I’d give to someone asking what are the chances of sleeping with Pamela Anderson and not catching hepatitis. God help us if Pam follows Britney’s lead and starts hanging out with Paris Hilton. I believe the Japanese would refer to the three collectively as “Whorezilla.”
I’m sure Pam’s late night habit of letting men photograph her naked had nothing to do with the divorce. That was sarcasm by the way.
Oh my God, I am truly in shock!
Pammy honey, you of all people should know that you don’t need a marriage license to have a four month f@#$ fest!
I was just saying to the girls in the office, what the hell does, “unfortunately impossible”, mean anyway!?!? And then I read your post. God I love you - who are you?
I am not surprised that the marriage is over, she is such a slag! I wonder who paid for the multiple weddings!?