Paging Dr. Gibson

Mel Gibson wanted to be a doctor or a chef

In an insult to hard working individuals everywhere, Mel Gibson says his children don’t want to become actors because, after watching Mel work for years they think it’s “too hard.” Mel also admits that–if given the chance to start over–he’d choose another profession. He told The Australian in a recent interview:

“[My children] don’t like the public aspect of it. They had to contend with that as children and they didn’t appreciate it. If I had to do it again, I wouldn’t choose it either. I’d be a doctor or chef.” (Source)

Right Mel, a doctor or a chef. We all believe that. Maybe a doctor if you could have a specialty of Jew hating. Or a chef if your signature dish was the denial of the Holocaust. I know that doesn’t make much sense but neither does math. I hate you math!

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5 Comments on “Paging Dr. Gibson”

  1. melsucksjewishdick

    He missed his calling as a nazi doctor. He could have had fun experimenting on jews all day. What a joke. He’s a shitty actor anyways.

  2. gross!

    Hmmm, I’d take someone asking for my dad’s autograph any day over getting beat up every day at school by the 3 of the biggest jews on campus because my dad is an outspoken antisemitic drunk. At least they are rich.

  3. I, too, hate math- but I hate Mel Von Gibsonstein even more.

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  4. woody

    He could never have been a doctor…he’s not Jewish!

  5. schlomo the homo

    what exactly is the big deal about people hating jews? jews hate everyone, even other jews, so i don’t get it…why is it okay to hate everyone but jews? i know lots of jews…and they admit they are schmucks…i guess it’s just a PR media-controlling thing…

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