Nicole Richie has a kid

Nicole Richie hates being a mom
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden at a party in the Hollywood Hills (1/25)

Shhhhhhh. Don’t tell her. The New York Post says:

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden’s nanny must be raking in some serious overtime to watch the Hollywood party couple’s new baby, Harlow Winter Kate Madden. During the Grammys weekend, the couple went to several parties each night for hours. Last weekend, Richie and Madden once again left their tot at home to spend some quality time with Joel’s brother Benji and Lindsay Lohan at Teddy’s in the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. They didn’t rush home until the end of the evening - “It’s almost as if they aren’t parents,” said a spy. (Source)

I believe there’s a word to describe young girls who were abandoned/neglected by their parents as children . . . it’s pronounced “Stripper”. In 18 15 years from now, I can almost guarantee that Harlow Winter Kate Madden will be working at the local Spearmint Rhino under the stage name “Fisty” and that I’ll be there in sweatpants (sans underwear) with a roll of quarters to help her with her rent.

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3 Comments on “Nicole Richie has a kid”

  1. CalamityJane

    I read that incorrectly at first. I thought it meant that they left the kid at home to spend time with Benji Madden and Lindsay Lohan! I figured at least they’re overachieving at something, too bad it’s terrible parenting.

  2. Just Saying

    Nick is showing his altruistic and caring nature.

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