Nicole Richie kicked out of the Hard Rock
Nicole Richie at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas (7/5)
Sounds like Nicole Richie had a bit too much to drink Satureday night at boyfriend Joel Madden’s concert at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. The new mom was involved in an “altercation” after the show. From TMZ:
Looks like baby Harlow hasn’t settled Nicole Richie’s wild side yet. We’re told Nicole was involved in an altercation around 1 AM this morning with a female while in line at the valet outside the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. Sources say Richie was so rowdy she had to be escorted off the property by security! (Source)
If it took more than one security guard to drag her 54 pound ass away, it sounds like Nicole might be back on the smack. Because if Spring ‘03 taught me anything, it’s that a junkie fiending for heroin can instantly gain the stamina of three men . . . and then will sometimes use that stamina in a “home movie” shot by a guy named Terrance and his four male “friends” who promised not to put the 3 hour “documentary” on the internet as long as I didn’t cry but did anyway which made the whole thing not even worth the twenty bucks in the first place. *Clears throat* As I was saying, Nicole Richie’s ugly.
[WENN]
::Because if Spring ‘03 taught me anything, it’s that a junkie fiending for heroin can instantly gain the stamina of three men . . . and then will sometimes use that stamina in a “home movie” shot by a guy named Terrance and his four male “friends” who promised not to put the 3 hour “documentary” on the internet as long as I didn’t cry but did anyway which made the whole thing not even worth the twenty bucks in the first place.::
Is that supposed to be witty?