Nicole Richie is not happy

Nicole Richie hates her baby
Nicole Richie leaving a friend’s house in L.A. (3/28)

Nicole Richie is pissed that she’s not following boyfriend Joel Madden and his band Good Charlotte on their word tour and Paris Hilton is. And it’s all that damn newborn’s fault! A friend told Star magazine:

“Nicole begged Joel to let her tag along, but he refused to put the baby through that much traveling. He thinks a rock tour is no place for a newborn and has put his foot down. Nicole is livid! The thought of Paris on the road influencing Joel makes her skin crawl. Nicole doesn’t trust Paris as far as she can throw her.”

Another source added:

“Nicole says if Paris can go, she can go. If anyone, including Joel and Paris, thinks Nicole will just sit back in L.A. alone for a month and accept this situation, they’ve got another thing coming.” (Source)

I’m siding with Joel on this one. I wouldn’t bring a kid with me on tour until he was at least five. Newborns are useless. They shit and piss everywhere and they start crying if you don’t feed them at least once a day. At least a five-year-old can fetch you beers and round up groupies you point out from stage. Plus their tiny hands make bong cleaning a cinch! Oh and I can see though why Nicole doesn’t want Joel hanging around with Paris — his penis is gonna have to be boiled for at least 30 minutes before it’s safe to use again.

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[Pacific Coast News]

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13 Comments on “Nicole Richie is not happy”

  1. snow ball

    yeah its best to keep that baby far far away from paris, but it’s almost a given that paris is gonna try to sleep with the other brother too twins being so fun and all

  2. leni

    All a crappy lies. Why do paparazzis lie.

  3. allie

    i don’t think its a lie. i wouldn’t let my BF go anywhere with her, actually i wouldn’t want him to be within 200ft of here he might catch something

  4. Just Saying

    Cosign with allie! Skank City.

  5. AB

    You have to be stupid to believe STAR Magazine?!?!! Sorry, I just find the story amuzing. And besides, who gives a damn? If you can give me a valid reason for buying anything from STAR magazine.. I will send you $5.00 HAHAHAHA

  6. incarcerated dude

    AB please sent me $5.00 and a nude photo. I’ll wait for you.

  7. I dunno if this is true? How do you guys get this info? If these “sources” are relating all of their private business to the tabloids then these sources would be fired or forbidden to come around them anymore, do you guys bug their phones or something? How do u know all this????

    If it is true, than Nicole is immature and a whack job for even thinking of taking her baby on the road this soon. Maybe she planned to dump it off with a nanny so she can be with her man. Ick

  8. Just Saying

    I don’t know Nicole, but don’t you think that she wanted to be with her baby daddy? Anyhoo- this is a “gossip web site”. Sheesh!

  9. allie

    thanks just saying who cares if its true or not it is entertaining!!

  10. BTW

    Why do you people care?! O_O!!! WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN HEALTH AND FAMILIES!!! Lolllzzz I don’t give a shit about nicole richie. Happened to halfway be tricked onto this website..

  11. Carlos

    BTW, who do you think you’re fooling? Do you really think anybody is gonna believe you were “Halfway be tricked onto this website” bullshit? Don’t let yourself think your lie is so original that it hasn’t been used before. Next time just be honest and say “I’m a big Nicole Ritchie fan. I love her more than anything except horse-gag dvds.”

  12. A friend told Star??? Friends don’t speak to Star or National Enquirer

  13. Jill

    I can’t believe she is cursing his baby just to go with a man.

    Jill

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