Miss Universe is not a terrorist
If these slacker agents let Osama Bin Laden through with his Mr. Congeniality sash, I’m gonna file an official complaint. From the New York Post:
A tipster who saw the first episode (aired Wed night) of MTV’s new reality show, Pageant Place, told us that when Miss Universe Riyo Mori forgot her ID while trying to board a flight from JFK to Bloomington, Ind., she convinced a TSA agent to let her through - by flashing her sash. “First she showed her head shot, but it didn’t work . . . so then she just pulls out her sash and the agent sent her through to security,” gasped the snitch. (Source)
That TSA agent let her off way too easy. If I had been in charge of security, things would have gone a little like this:
Me: “I’m sorry miss, I can’t let you on the plane without some I.D.”
Riyo: “But sir, I get on or I miss pageant!”
Me: “Tell you what, come with me to the security office . . . I think I might know where your I.D is.”
Riyo: “You do? Where?”
Me: *points towards pants with slight grin*
Riyo: “That make perfect sense. Hold on second while I put on lipstick.”


This chick is so hot, I’d forgive her for being Chinese…even though she’s Japanese.
…another wonk eye! Just a little wonk, with a tad of crosseyed in there! She did a good job - by caking more eye makeup on the wonk eye, it sort of evens it out for the camera! Nice trick!
i hope when i forget my id i can get on a plane without any problems or let me guess you have to be miss universe to do that
Although she is lovely I think Miss Universe title is a huge stretch for her..There are a millions asian girls looking like this or better. All I see looking at her is her eye makeup. Are we trying to be politically correct again. I must say that Latin American winners looked much much better.
Kinda agree with Lina. I think that Rachel Smith (Miss U.S.A.) was better looking than this chick. Even though she slipped and fell, you can’t really blame her. She was booed by the audience (several times?). What a shitty crowd, eh?
While I’m here…What’s with the low slung boobs anyways? Is there no support in that dress in the initial pic? Isn’t this chick in her early 20s?