Mischa Barton is hot, hot, hot! - UPDATE

Mischa Barton has cottage cheese thighs
Mischa Barton in Australia (5/3)

Topless? Hooray! Pantless? Boooooooo! I admit I’m not the best looking guy (I’ve only finished as high as second in the hot abs contest at the county fair), but what the hell? Thighs aren’t supposed to look like that when you’re 22. Clearly Mischa made a deal with the devil in her youth. “I’ll make you famous, but one day your thighs will make that Celebslam dude throw up his Egg McMuffin.”

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UPDATE: Now 200% more topless!

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12 Comments on “Mischa Barton is hot, hot, hot! - UPDATE”

  1. May Flowers

    I’d like some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese, please.

  2. King of Poon

    WOW, it has more nooks and cranny’s than a Thomas’ English Muffin!

  3. snow ball

    this explains cisco adler for sure

  4. Wow…obviously grew up in single story home. Them legs have never seen a stair they liked.

  5. Deano

    Skinny as she is there is no excuse to have that much thigh cheese

  6. Short Bus

    Makes me want some fruit for some reason.

  7. Clearly none of you guys have wives/girlfriends.
    All women have legs like that, and if they don’t yet…I can assure you it will happen. And it doesn’t make them any less attractive.

  8. To answer DD:
    Yes, No, No, Yes.

  9. From OZ

    She has been lying on a bench with slats and a big fluffy towel under her as well, thats why she has lumpy legs.(if you look closely she has the marks up her back as well!!.So stop bagging her.

  10. Alan

    Um, Oz, these are not the first pics of Mischa’s awful cottage cheese. There are hundreds from over the years. Girl is nasty.

  11. G

    DD- u are clearly mislead… all women don’t have thighs like this.. i don’t. i’m 29, my mother doesn’t and she is well in her 50s…it is purely genetic… and yes, it makes them gross.. very gross

  12. Pinkey

    G is right. It’s genetic, poor thang.

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