Mini-Me has a sex tape
June 25th, 2008
Mini-Me has a sex tape!
TMZ claims a Mini-Me sex tape is being shopped around Hollywood. The co-star of the film is Mini-Me’s former live-in girlfriend (name?). Celebrity sex tape broker Kevin Blatt is rumored to be entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD. Jesus Christ, I don’t even know where to begin with this. It creeps me out just to look at a picture of the guy for more than a few seconds. The last thing I want to do is beat off to a video of him giving the business to some chick thrice his size. Oh well, I guess technically it is porn. *sigh* Damn you masturbation bylaws!
*Mini-Me doesn’t actually stick his penis into her. Have you ever seen someone get their arm stuck up a vending machine? Well . . . it’s a lot like that.
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You gotta admit: this tape has to be better than “The Love Guru.”
Maybe he can slide in her to get a reaction
I don’t get the last comment…. Wouldn’t sex with mini-me be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
DO NOT WANT
HOLY…I think I just puked in my mouth…
I don’t get that Nick has a live-in boyfriend. Shit.
So what!! Threesome is good!!