Mini-Me’s getting picked on
Mini-Me and Ranae Shrider
So you know Ranae Shrider, the chick who fucked Mini-Me? Turns out she has a lawyer and he loves picking on midgets. And implying that they have STDs. Via TMZ:
Ranae Shrider’s legal mouthpiece, Keith Davidson, is raggin’ on Verne claiming he can’t pay his taxes “because he is paying his lawyer hundreds of thousands of dollars to file ridiculous lawsuits.” He cites, among other things, the suit against TMZ for running the sex tape story, which was dismissed.
Davidson calls Verne “a small-minded, vindictive, heartbroken, desperate and trivial celebrity,” adding, “Mr. Troyer would be better served retiring his Federal and state tax obligations rather than suing a girl who he dated for only three months before videotaping their diminutive sessions.”
Shrider’s lawyer ends with the following shot: “Ms. Shrider would still like to thank Mr. Troyer for the ‘lasting’ gifts he has imparted her with.” (Source)
How low can a scumbag lawyer go? Apparently 2 feet 8 inches. And to say that Verne is “small minded” is hardly a ground breaking revelation — the guy has a head the size of a Cabbage Patch Kid. Let’s just hope that the “lasting gift” the little guy left Ranae isn’t an unwanted pregnancy. Because the last thing Verne needs right now is to show up at a Planned Parenthood facility and be confused with one of their “clients”.
He’s 2 feet 8 inches? Then we’ve got something in common. I’m 6 feet…8 inches.
Ho sit down. And take yer slimy lawyer with you. *sheesh*
I thought we’re supposed to treat little people as equal to us tall folk. Mini-me needs an IRS audit just like the one I got. A mini-audit if you will.
omg celebslam, your the only source still talking about these nobodies.