Miley Cyrus is going underground

Miley Cyrus’ Vanity Fair pics
Bare shoulder? That whore!

Disney basically wants Miley Cyrus to drop off the face of the planet until the Vanity Fair controversy subsides. According to Page Six, a “highranking Disney employee” was overheard at a luncheon this weekend saying:

“You won’t be seeing her for a while. The company is keeping her away from events and wants her to keep a very low profile for the next four to six months. They’re trying to keep her contained.” (Source)

I know everyone’s up in arms over these pics because Miley’s supposed to be a role model to young girls everywhere. So she causes a generation of girls to grow up and become sluts. Is that really a bad thing? In about ten years, I’m probably gonna go through a midlife crisis. I’ll need those slutty 18 and 19-year-olds to lean on.

NOTE: I love the language. “They’re trying to keep her contained.” In the span of about a week, Miley’s gone from “moneymaking robot” to “infectious disease.”

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9 Comments on “Miley Cyrus is going underground”

  1. elliot

    I like photo 10. The scooter tramp pose with her dad,s acky breaky boner pokink her in the back. Claaaaaasy.

  2. elliot

    yes po-kink was on purpose.

  3. Donkey Punch

    Child porn is icky. However when I was growing up I remember finding many 15 year girls as extremely sexual. Most girls lose their virginity by 14.

  4. Tyffni

    How can her dad stand by and let them dress her like that? My dad would have killed me for thinking that way! BTW, most girls do not lose their virginity by 14. More like 16 to 18.

  5. SNS

    Im still yet to see any photos that seem even slightly contriversal?

  6. SNS

    “BTW, most girls do not lose their virginity by 14. More like 16 to 18.” Ok, youve obviously never been to the north east of england then!

  7. m.shanden

    haha, you people make me laugh. most girls loose their virginity by 14 or 15, most of my friends arent virgins. anywho, i thought the pics of miley were gorgeous…. they werent even sexuall.

  8. 8 inches

    Most girls lose their virginity at 11…that I babysit.

  9. m.shanden

    oh my wow! a little too much info there bud.

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