Mike Tyson is undefeated

Mike Tyson is fat
Mike Tyson at the Cannes Film Festival (5/18)

Since 2006, Mike Tyson is 228-0 against whole pizzas.

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7 Comments on “Mike Tyson is undefeated”

  1. John

    Boxing is done, now is the time for MMA, bitches.

  2. Toonces

    I still can’t get over his squeaky voice.

  3. kleptic

    looks like he bit off way too many ears.

  4. Jay

    Yup, it appears that ears are quite fattening!

  5. The Jurk

    Someone call up Robert DeNiro. Tell him to start packing on the pounds and sucking down helium. You thought he was great in RAGING BULL? He’ll get another Oscar for playing a black RAGING BULL!

  6. Obama Barack

    Fact: Ears have a lot of calories.

  7. James

    Well I guess that fight with Holyfield ain’t going to be happening now.

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