Comments on: Midnight T&A: Jarah Mariano http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/midnight-ta-jarah-mariano/ Brutally Honest Commentary on the Latest Celebrity News & Gossip. Updated Daily. Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:16:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: Michael http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/midnight-ta-jarah-mariano/#comment-59863 Michael Sun, 27 May 2007 11:42:51 +0000 http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/midnight-ta-jarah-mariano/#comment-59863 Jarah is a beautiful and talented young lady. Please don't use such crude expressions when discussing her appeal! Jarah is a beautiful and talented young lady.
Please don’t use such crude expressions when discussing her appeal!

]]> By: Nick http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/midnight-ta-jarah-mariano/#comment-33144 Nick Wed, 21 Mar 2007 23:30:00 +0000 http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/midnight-ta-jarah-mariano/#comment-33144 Because the more keywords I can stuff into an image title, the more Google results I get. But thanks for the lengthy screed. Check out some of my other image titles if you don't believe me. Nick Editor Celebslam.com P.S. Racial humor is always funny. All races get equally skewered here on Celebslam. Except white people. Kidding. Because the more keywords I can stuff into an image title, the more Google results I get. But thanks for the lengthy screed.

Check out some of my other image titles if you don’t believe me.

Nick
Editor
Celebslam.com

P.S. Racial humor is always funny. All races get equally skewered here on Celebslam. Except white people. Kidding.

]]> By: Karl Marl http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/midnight-ta-jarah-mariano/#comment-33122 Karl Marl Wed, 21 Mar 2007 22:44:01 +0000 http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/midnight-ta-jarah-mariano/#comment-33122 I've gotta bring the same crap up again. Why are the pictures titled, 'jarah-mariano-sexy-asian'? Why can't she just be sexy? I've never read in any blog that Scarlett Johannson is a hot White chick or Halle Berry is a stunning Mulatto. If anyone wrote that Denzel Washington is a great Black actor, they'd be raped by their readers. I know that talentless JelLo’s heritage occasionally comes up, and Salma Hayeks’s once in a great while, but it’s so fucking constant in the press to mention Zhang Ziyi’s or Lucy Liu’s ethnicity. The point is so obvious that Americans are still saying, "Okay, we'll watch one of you in a movie every few years and we'll deal with the two of you on 'Lost', but we're going to make sure everyone knows you're different than us, okay?" PS: When anyone inevitably blows shit back at me, try to make it original. The fucking yellow fever and laundromat and accent jokes are old, and when you print them anyway, you just show your lack of wit. I’ve gotta bring the same crap up again. Why are the pictures titled, ‘jarah-mariano-sexy-asian’? Why can’t she just be sexy? I’ve never read in any blog that Scarlett Johannson is a hot White chick or Halle Berry is a stunning Mulatto. If anyone wrote that Denzel Washington is a great Black actor, they’d be raped by their readers. I know that talentless JelLo’s heritage occasionally comes up, and Salma Hayeks’s once in a great while, but it’s so fucking constant in the press to mention Zhang Ziyi’s or Lucy Liu’s ethnicity. The point is so obvious that Americans are still saying, “Okay, we’ll watch one of you in a movie every few years and we’ll deal with the two of you on ‘Lost’, but we’re going to make sure everyone knows you’re different than us, okay?”

PS: When anyone inevitably blows shit back at me, try to make it original. The fucking yellow fever and laundromat and accent jokes are old, and when you print them anyway, you just show your lack of wit.

]]> By: oldschool http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/midnight-ta-jarah-mariano/#comment-32509 oldschool Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:10:20 +0000 http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/midnight-ta-jarah-mariano/#comment-32509 Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaymn! Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaymn!

]]> By: calientito http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/midnight-ta-jarah-mariano/#comment-32460 calientito Wed, 21 Mar 2007 00:39:25 +0000 http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/midnight-ta-jarah-mariano/#comment-32460 I would like to have sex with Jarah Mariano every day. I want her riding and sucking my dick. I would like to have sex with Jarah Mariano every day.
I want her riding and sucking my dick.

]]> By: Full Bladder http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/midnight-ta-jarah-mariano/#comment-32017 Full Bladder Mon, 19 Mar 2007 13:34:46 +0000 http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/midnight-ta-jarah-mariano/#comment-32017 I would like to have Jarah Mariano with a little marinara sauce and some parmesan cheese. I would like to have Jarah Mariano with a little marinara sauce and some parmesan cheese.

]]> By: Carlos http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/midnight-ta-jarah-mariano/#comment-31990 Carlos Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:12:11 +0000 http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/midnight-ta-jarah-mariano/#comment-31990 I don't know this chick at all, but something tells me she's a great lay. Those panties are screaming, "this hole is tight!" I don’t know this chick at all, but something tells me she’s a great lay. Those panties are screaming, “this hole is tight!”

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