Michael Jackon’s back
Michael Jackson is scheduled to perform next week at the World Music Awards in London. America’s wackiest child molester wants to do a live recreation of the graveyard scene from his “Thriller” video to close out the show–Jackson’s first performance since he was acquitted of child abuse charges last year. A commentator for the London Son opines:
“He looks dreadful and hasn’t performed for years–I fear it’s going to be a humiliating freak show which he will regret.” Jackson is scheduled to start rehearsals early next week, but some music industry insiders are betting that rehearsals won’t go well and Jackson will come down with a case of that old standby–”dehydration.”
The King of Pop’s in town so you know what that means: English children better be kept indoors for the next week. According to this scientific reference manual I have sitting on my desk, boys getting within 50 feet of Michael automatically lose 31% of their innocence. He like a damn child-molesting black hole. You can’t argue with that kind of science.
WTF? Is that a kaballah bracelet on his wrist?!
Not a kaballah bracelet. He’s worn that for years. I saw pics of his arrival in London (thought he looked pretty good). The only person I’ve heard w/ “upcoming excuses” for Jackson is Roger Friedman from Fox news. He puts a neg spin on everything Jackson related, much like the author of this article. I can’t wait to see some real entertainment for a change. MJ brings a magic to the stage like no other. I’m not even going to comment on the molestation crap. Peace out.