Mel Gibson had fun
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Mel Gibson was spotted getting absolutely hammered in Bali last week. I know what you’re thinking: “Wow, that picture of Gibson above has to be the funniest part of this story!” You’d be wrong my friend. Check out what his spokesman said:
“He was in Bali and he was not drinking alcohol. He was drinking those non-alcoholic virgin cocktails that are made in those island resorts. People should not be so quick to assume things. Unless he is there drinking water, coffee, tea or soft drinks, they’re hawking misleading photos.” (Source)
That’s a pre-recorded message, right? Yeah, it has to be. I bet you fifty bucks Gibson’s rep knew he was going to Bali so she recorded that message on her answering machine a few days before he left just to cover her ass. “Hi, you’ve reached Lisa, you know what to do after the beep . . . If you’re calling about Mel Gibson, he was in Bali and he was not drinking alcohol. He was drinking those non-alcoholic virgin cocktails that are made in those island resorts. People should not be so quick to assume things. Unless he is there drinking water, coffee, tea or soft drinks, they’re hawking misleading photos.”
NOTE: What’s up with Mel and foreign bars?
Are you still an anti-semite, alcoholic, jack-ass if you’re not in the States? I don’t think there’s an extradition pact with Bali, so Mel might be alright. I’ll call my congressman to confirm.
maybe a better question here is why was he in a gay bar?
Sup Mel? Hay Fever?
I’ll have what he’s having!
Hey! I’m pretty sure that this is a combination of blow and Vicodin. Can you give him the benefit of the doubt here people?
So, was he hammered? Where’s the fucking story?
He went to rehab and repented and said he had his drinking and anti-semitism under control. Perhaps he should have specified the continental United States.
Some things never change… What a pity !!!
Lol… he looks REALLY sober there. Haha!