Comments on: Matthew McConaughey is gonna be a dad

By: Calliope10

Calliope10 — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:41:49 +0000

DAMN Matty, she trapped you GOOD!! Are you really that dumb, just totally high or both? Here’s a tip - trying wearing a shirt AND a condom. BTW - You’re getting a little old for that hippy-dippy surfer dude crap …

By: Ray

Ray — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:20:28 +0000

This guy’s a moron. A gift from God??? Apparently he doesn’t know how to do the math. When you’re a male whore and you find lots of female sluts who are willing to sleep with you, no not because you’re some hot (dumb) blonde surfer dude, but because…well that’s just what sluts do. The chances of procreation increase substantially. Reproducing is not a gift from God, kitties and doggies and every animal under the sun do it too. Your dream of finding this oh so great woman that makes you want to settle down and get married, she’s not looking for used goods buddy. I think ABC gum has got a better chance than you.

By: Real Chad

Real Chad — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:43:57 +0000

SOMEONE STOP THAT GUY…HE IS RUNNING AWAY WITH MY LIFE!!! Banging hot actresses like Penelope Cruz and hot models. He gets paid millions to make garbage like Failure To Launch and runs around his house naked getting high and playing the bongos. Now he’s knocked up this hot ass chick and she isn’t even wearing a ring!!! This guy makes Cash Warren look like a buffoon.

By: 8 inches

8 inches — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:19:53 +0000

Two years ago, it was fashionable to carry around a 2 pound dog. Last year it was rehab. I guess 2008 is going to be all about knocking up hot chicks…I’ll try to do my part!

By: astrid

astrid — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:59:27 +0000

Well, when you lounge around all day having sex and drinking and chillin’, it’s no surprise that she’s pregnant. The surprise is that it took so long.