Mary-Kate Olsen is a drunk
Ahhhhhh, Mary Kate’s turned into a demon!
Mary-Kate Olsen has been on a free-fall since her boyfriend/lover Heath Ledger died in January. After months of non-stop partying, friends are worried that she may be heading down the same path as the troubled actor. From Star magazine:
Following one recent night of clubbing in L.A., the twin was so out of it that she collapsed in a public parking lot and then spent a short time in a holistic health spa to detox. But that didn’t slow her down, and insiders now fear she’s out of control and needs more treatment — fast!
“Mary-Kate seriously needs to get to rehab, but she doesn’t think she has a problem,” says a source. “She thinks she’s young, hip and entitled to live her life as she sees fit. But it’s affecting everything.” (Source)
The solution for all of Mary-Kate’s problems isn’t indulging in vices like alcohol, drugs, and partying — it’s binge eating. Just look at Kirstie Alley. When’s the last time you saw a story like this about her? Exactly. Of course learning how to quickly stuff pounds of food into her mouth shouldn’t be too difficult for Mary-Kate since there’s a good chance she already does it. The hard part for her will be not puking it up ten minutes later . . . and no longer shopping for clothes in the children’s section.
Even hotter than I thought. I don’t know why, but I would really do the Olsen twins. I know they are ugly little trolls, too skinny, annoying, probably diseased. It’s just one of those inexplicable things, like math.
Math is simple it’s the only thing the same all over the world.
Moving on, can’t have sex w/the twins they’re made of paper and paper can’t hold a disease.
Next, the ‘wanting to do’ the twins is a definite and easily explainable. Even though they are trolls you want to fuck them in their little assholes. Like rat-faced Paris Hilton you still want to do her in her little rat-asshole.
Good day to the troops.
It all makes sense now.