Man Agrees to be in Same Picture with Kelly Osbourne

August 10th, 2006

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Kelly Osbourne

My only explanation for this photo of Kelly Osbourne and another guy is that he’s actually her cousin. Or her assistant. Or a paid actor. Or a bum they gave a carton of cigarettes to. Or he’s actually photoshopped in (throw me a bone here people; assuming that no male penis is within 20 yards of Kelly Osbourne when she goes to bed is what gets me through the night—that and copious amounts of percocet *weeps softly*).

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3 Comments on “Man Agrees to be in Same Picture with Kelly Osbourne”

  1. Krak Monkey
    August 14th, 2006 at 10:26 am

    My eyes!! My eyes!!! Why won’t the burning stop!!!

  2. meimei
    August 15th, 2006 at 5:43 am

    I don’t get it. So Kelly Osborne goes to the beach. She looks all right to me. Who calls this a story, that someone has his photo taken with her?

  3. dan
    March 21st, 2007 at 10:43 pm

    krak monkey you are a fucking asshole

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