Oh how I envy you Timberlake
May 1st, 2008
Madonna and Justin Timberlake performing at the Roseland Ballroom in New York (4/30)
I’ve always wanted to be grinded on by a 49-year-old mom with three kids. Did you know Madonna is older than the audio cassette? No, seriously, I looked it up. She was also born before Barbie Dolls, Astroturf, and ATMs were invented. So hot!
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Is he holding her up after she broke her hip?
Yeah, I said it, and I’m not ashamed, she is old.
OK normally I don’t admit it but, being a mom and slightly younger than Madonna, an older woman can rock your socks off. We know what we want/need and how it work it. If you’ve never done anything but little twits/twats you have no idea what you are missing.
So? Madonna rocks, puts on a great performance and who cares how old she is other than people who are shallow, superficial and fearful of getting older themselves. Your comment about her being older than the audio cassette makes you look jealous of her success.
Leandra
You totally pegged me - I am a little jealous. My career as an international recording star just hasn’t taken off like I’d hoped.
Nick
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Get home you little harlot, and stop stalking Madge!
May and Leandra,
Would you like to have your kids see you dry humping someone that children their age enjoy listening to?
I didn’t think so.
Most artists know when the public stop looking at them as some sort of sex machine, unfortunately “Madge” hasn’t.
“All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up….”
Madonna has a British accent now, so it’s not really narsty is it?
oh shut up leandra. it was funny. the slut is old. you madonna crazies think everyone is jealous of her. i would not want to be her. she’s old and very unattractive.
Seriously. Madonna is terrifying and probably sucked out all of Britney’s energy, beauty, and will to live when she kissed her.
It’s how she stays young.
Yuck. Madge is freakin’ gross, with her old lady muscle that’s not even a tight fit, since she has old, loose skin. I believe that’s where the term “old bag” came from. I bet her cunt is loose too, not because she’s been a dirty whore since the 80’s, but because she shit out two kids all late in life. I’m sure when she does the splits, it sounds like air being released from a plastic cushion cover if it were in a tub of jello.
I admire Madonna, Cher, Tina…they are incredible and show that even at their age they can still draw huge crowds of admiring fans. It’s inspiring to older people. It’s no big deal for the kids - Mom isn’t naked up there on stage and it’s just part of the act which I’m sure they’re well aware of. You know she’s nothing like that at home which is the main thing. Jealousy will get the haters nowhere so why bother.
A granny humping a wet rat. Now that is news.