Yawn

trev: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/serena-williams-ass/#comment-1237561" title="View the entire comment by trev">DAAAMM!! BAY GOT BACK!
voodoo: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/lohan-ronson-break-up/#comment-1237531" title="View the entire comment by voodoo">You're grandpa lifted his quote. Here's
@$$m@n: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/serena-williams-ass/#comment-1237521" title="View the entire comment by @$$m@n">if I could get Serena Williams and
Lindsay_H8ter: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/lohan-ronson-break-up/#comment-1237511" title="View the entire comment by Lindsay_H8ter">YEAH! Baby, let the two Lesbos have
@$$m@n: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/quickies-redux-11/#comment-1237501" title="View the entire comment by @$$m@n">what i wouldn't give to be that
J: <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/lohan-ronson-break-up/#comment-1237491" title="View the entire comment by J">first of all, they are still happy

May 7th, 2008

Madonna at her concert in Paris last night

If Madonna really wanted to shock me, she’d wear a business suit and not act like a whore on stage. Besides, kissing chicks is so last year. According to my Chinese calendar, 2008 is the “Year of the Grope” . . . just make sure you’re wearing running shoes and she doesn’t get a good look at your face.