Lindsay and Sam are shacking up

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson eating lunch at Joan’s on Third in L.A. (4/11)
Lindsay Lohan and “friend” — *wink*wink* — Samantha Ronson are now living together. Page Six says:
Page Six hears that Lohan’s best friend, Sam Ronson, has “practically moved in” with the actress at her Los Angeles pad. “Sam still has her own place,” said our source, “but she spends every night at Lindsay’s” in an effort to keep the wild child out of trouble. It’s a good thing Lohan has friends like Ronson. (Source)
Of course Sam is keeping Lindsay out of trouble — it’s ALMOST impossible to snort coke when your mouth is full of vag. Perhaps though there’s a bright side to their relationship. If Lindsay is into chicks now, at least she’ll be able to avoid most of the “problems” that have plagued the Spears’ family: kids.

Lindsay is looking more dykish everytime she is seen with this chic. Maybe there is something more, whatever works!
I’m with Lohan I’d would totally hit that.
You obviously don’t know how much coke can fit up a snatch. Hint: A LOT!
So like, a few days being with someone is the longest for her right?
She is pathetic and we all know this is her dealer. They are not fooling anyone! MAKE THIS NO TALENT LOSER AND HER LOVER GO AWAY!!!!
lindsay is hot!