Turns out Lindsay Lohan likes sex
Lindsay Lohan and boyfriend Riley Giles leaving an AA meeting in Santa Monica
(11/2)
Looks like all the rehab sex rumors circulating around Lindsay Lohan were true. An “earwitness” told the National Enquirer’s Mike Walker:
Lindsay Lohan, fresh out of rehab and rarin’ to finish her new tango flick, sat outside Starbucks at The Grove, LA’s trendy outdoor mall, gabbing to a galpal about SEX in rehab! My Earwitness overheard X-rated stuff that can’t be repeated here (sorry!) – but Lindsay gushed that what rehab really taught her was the joy of “sneaky sex!” It was incredibly exciting, the titillated temptress told her fascinated friend, to slip off for spur-of-the-moment sex romps while hiding out in broom closets and deserted hallways! (Source)
“Sneaky sex” is code for anal, right? If so, the janitor better burn the broom handles in that closet! Those things are probably more contaminated than Jenna Jameson’s vajayjay . . . or as I like to call it: “Chernobyl West.” One more thing, can a man still “sneak off to the closet” if he’s already there? Hate to get all philosophical on your ass but every time I see that douche with his backwards hat I can’t help but come to one conclusion–he really likes backwards hats. Oops I mean he’s gay.
Well, it’s the only vice she has left.
About the only thing she has the energy to do (the peace sign). How *very* original there, Linds.
I have a suggestion as to where she can put the two fingers of her v-gesture.