This doesn’t help
March 18th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan leaving a hotel in West Hollywood (3/14)
For the past year or so it’s been rumored that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are really close friends . . . the type of really close friends who could pick each other’s vagina out of a lineup. Of course both deny the rumors but check out the ring Lindsay was wearing last Friday. The only way that thing could be any gayer is if — instead of diamonds — it was made of k.d. lang CDs. And it shot rainbows. Like some kind of gay super-ring.
[INFDaily.com]
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she is an asshole
I wouldn’t mind seeing one of those vagina lineup, they’re free right?
I want a gay super-ring!!
further proof that she is addicted to sex with men or women or dogs or cats. It doesn’t matter to her.
What’s up with this bisexual trend that young Hollywood tarts seem to be into? I mean, it’s cool if you like people of your own gender, but people of *any* gender? Paris Hillton is a well known degenerate who’ll fuck anything with trendy clothes and a Platinum card, and Shitney is said to be fond of tuna tacos too (actually, remember when those two hooked up a while back?). And of course, ye olde miss Bangalot could not be the exception. I wonder how old was she when she tasted her first hair pie?
However, I guess Sammy Ronson got the harsh end of the deal here. She’s obviously an honest-to-God dyke who wishes for Lindsay and herself to be able to stop using euphemisms like “friendship” in front of people. Lindsay, OTOH, just wishes Sam (a.k.a. Fuckbuddy No. 14) to stop being so damn clingy
Lindsay is actually having a secret affair with Seth Rogen. It’s very hush-hush, so keep it to yourselves.
Maybe it’s one of Ashton’s pranks?! She’s still crazy though, “sober” or not.