Lindsay has a secret admirer

Killer obsessed with Lindsay Lohan
Killer obsessed with Lindsay Lohan

Actually he’s not so secret. He’s a psychotic killer. Mark David Chapman — a.k.a. the guy who killed John Lennon in 1980 — is said to be obsessed with Lindsay Lohan to the point that he’s converted his cell at New York’s Attica State Prison into a shrine. Lindsay played Chapman’s girlfriend in a movie about the killer released late last year. A source at the prison revealed:

“[Chapman] has been pleading with the authorities to let him write to her and visit him. He’s been turned down flat, but he won’t give up.”

Chapman, 52, who was diagnosed as psychotic and denied parole four times, is still considered so dangerous and at risk from other inmates, he is confined to a special unit at Attica. (Source)

The parole board at Attica could do us all a favor if they just released this guy at his next hearing — they’d be literally saving tens of thousands of men from a lifetime of painful urination . . . and a couple of hundred women from cold sores. Now I’m not saying I advocate violence against celebrities by incarcerated nut jobs, but I am saying that the combination to Lindsay’s home security system is 28645#52 and she sleeps in the southwest bedroom on the second floor.

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[BauerGriffinOnline]

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4 Comments on “Lindsay has a secret admirer”

  1. Donkey Punch

    Let’s pray this time he takes out a president (republican)

  2. Dirty Sanchez

    It will have to be a Repub because America will not vote for the Socialist Hillary or Islamofacist barrack Hussein Osama

  3. judgementalvirgin

    preach on sanchez.

  4. nic

    ewwwwww…she really needs to start wearing real pants again!!!

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