You homewrecker!
May 6th, 2008
Lindsay Lohan and Joel Madden at the Hornitos’ Cinco De Mayo Party
Lindsay Lohan was spotted “cozying up” to Nicole Richie’s boyfriend Joel Madden last night at the Hornitos’ Cinco De Mayo Party at Crown Bar in Hollywood. God damn she is insatiable. Joel’s has a 3-month-old at home and she’s still all over him. At least let his kid’s skull fuse. Trust me Lindsay, he will eventually get bored with Nicole and then you can work your magic and give him herpes. In a related subject, what do you think can fit more dudes inside of it? Lindsay’s vagina or a clown car? I’m leaning towards Lindsay’s vag — rumor is it’s so deep you need to leave a breadcrumb trail to find your way out.
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Is it just me or does Lindsy wear the same stretchy pants virtually every day?
She just might be the biggest whore on the planet
Wow she looks sober.