Lindsay Lohan is getting better
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The latest issue of OK! magazine features some nice pics of Lindsay Lohan at the Cirque Lodge detox center in Utah. But these aren’t your normal paparazzi shots of Lindsay–no, she actually invited the mag to do a photo shoot. One pic (below) shows the starlet reading the 164-page Big Book, which mixes “personal stories of redemption with a description of how the program works” blah blah blah. Regarding Lindsay’s progress, OK! Editor-in-Chief Sarah Ivens told the New York Daily News:
“She really is taking it seriously. She’s replacing L.A. and smoking with yoga and reading–she hasn’t looked this good in years.”
And here’s a pic of Lindsay smoking a cigarette right outside rehab. Ivens continues:
“She’s been really worried about the influence she’s having on her little sister Ali [13],” Ivens said. “That’s why this time she’s determined to sort herself out, because she doesn’t want her Ali to grow up and suffer the same things she’s suffered.”
The Daily News adds:
Lohan spends her days writing in a journal, soaking up “spiritual classes” and working shifts at Smith’s, a nearby supermarket, where her earnings go to a local charity, the magazine said. If that gets too blue collar for her, a source said Cirque offers “equine therapy, where patients care for horses to help them with issues of trust.” (Source)
I’m calling bullshit on this story. There’s no way Lindsay can read. There’s probably a coloring book or bartender’s manual or something hidden in there. I’m not too sure about all this sister talk either. If Lindsay really had a 13-year-old sister, I’d already have pictures of her downloaded onto my new iPhone . . . the choice of today’s technologically hip pervert.
Love how she’s blonde in the top pics and red head while she’s “reading”. Sham much?
This exactly what they were saying the last time she was in rehab.