Lunch with Bar Refaeli

Bar Refaeli

Bar Refaeli at the 2nd annual “Hurley Art Chest” silent auction and art show held at Apple nightclub in West Hollywood (10/14)

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The Hills may be in its last season

Please let this be true. Please let this be true. Please let this be true. Please let this be true. Please let this be true. Please let this be true. Please let this be true. Please let this be true. Please let this be true. Please let this be true. Please let this be true. Please let this be true. From OK! magazine:

Amid constant feuding, salary demands and diva behavior, the current season of the MTV smash may be the last, sources close to the hit show tell OK!.

“No one gets along anymore,” an insider explains. “Whitney moved to New York, Audrina can’t stand to be in the same room as Lauren anymore and they all want more money.”

Things got ugly at L.A.’s Winston’s on Oct. 9, when Audrina Patridge, 23, confronted Lauren Conrad, 22, while she filmed a scene for the MTV series with her BFF, the unpopular Lo Bosworth, 22. Audrina stormed in and sat down at their table,” a fellow clubgoer tells OK!. “Lauren looked uncomfortable and like she was going to be sick.”

As Audrina attacked Lauren over her alleged fling with her ex Justin “Bobby” Brescia, 25, a tearful Lauren yelled, “Because of you, everyone thinks I’m a bad friend and a slut!” says the source. (Source)

But Lauren is a bad friend and a slut. It’s not Audrina’s fault for bringing that to everybody’s attention. It’d be like me getting mad at Hot Buns Illustrated for that feature they did on me in June. Sooner or later, the ladies were gonna figure out how firm my ass was.

NOTE: No, that guy in the headline pic is not on The Hills. I searched “the hills” on WENN and that picture came up so I ran with it.

UPDATE: OK, fine, here’s another pic. Please stop with the emails.

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Beyonce bikini pics!

Beyonce in St. Bart’s (Jan. 04)

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Madonna and Guy Ritchie are divorcing

Madonna’s rep confirmed today that Guy Ritchie and her are divorcing:

“Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after 7 1/2 years of marriage, their representatives confirmed today. They have both requested that the media maintain respect for their family at this difficult time.” (Source)

Part of me is happy to hear this news because Madonna is such a bitch. Then again, another part of me is ecstatic to hear this news because Madonna is such a miserable twat. I just don’t know how I’ll ever reconcile these feelings.

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Madonna at a screening of Filth and Wisdom in New York (10/13)

The Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce rumors are heating up again. UK tabloid The Sun claims a statement about the couple’s divorce has already been prepared and will be released imminently. It’s alleged that Madonna’s desire to adopt another kid and the amount of time Guy and her spend on their careers has been causing more and more friction between the couple lately. A source told the tabloid:

“It’s very sad. They were a great couple and brilliant parents. They just couldn’t live together any more. Despite huge attempts to patch things up they both knew deep down that divorce was on the cards. It wasn’t a matter of ‘if’ but ‘when’. They tried hard over the last few months but their fighting was getting out of control. The final straw came before Madonna started her US tour. Madonna wanted a highly stage-managed separation, with their split being announced when it was convenient for her. She didn’t want the distraction while she is trying to concentrate on her tour.But a series of rows around Guy’s 40th birthday last month were so bad that Madge ended up storming out of the house and Guy’s had enough.

“Guy said if they were going to split, it has to be now — and their marriage will finally be over in a matter of weeks. Madonna was dithering at first about whether a separation would be best or whether to go ahead with the divorce. She has now agreed with Guy that a divorce is the best thing to do.” (Source)

This is probably a smart move by Madonna. I’ve always maintained that what the dating scene lacks is hot, single, 50-year-old moms, with biceps you could crack walnuts in. I mean, in just 15 years, she’ll be eligible for Social Security. How hot is that!

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NSFW!

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Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise in New York (10/14)

Remember Star magazine’s story last month about Tom and Katie screwing up their daughter Suri by keeping her away from other kids? Since that story was released, there’s been a remarkable turnaround in Suri’s development. Tom and Katie are letting her play with other kids, she’s making new friends, and has even been invited to a few birthday parties. Nah, I’m just kidding. They’re still screwing her up. From the New York Post:

Poor Suri Cruise. The 2-year-old daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise doesn’t seem to get much playtime with other toddlers. A local spy who’s seen Suri around other children says, “Whenever she sees kids, she gets excited and runs up to them and hugs them as if she never gets to see kids her own age. There’s not a lot of socialization there.” Indeed, almost every day there are different shots of Suri with her mother - always shopping and always alone. (Source)

News Flash: Suri isn’t running up to other kids to say “hi,” she’s running away from her mother and saying “help me get away from this crazy bitch.” I’d feel bad for Suri not having any friends if my only two weren’t “Righty” and (on nights when I’m feeling unusually naughty) “Lefty.” The best way to get Suri “socialized” with other children from around the world: Drop her off at Angelina’s house.

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Christina Aguilera at the Africa Rising Festival at Royal Albert Hall in London (10/14)

+ Mila Kunis shows off her chest [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Olivia Munn dances with a dead fish [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Sarah Palin is a Porn Star (Sorta) [Egotastic!]
+ Bill Clinton caught with a raging boner [College Humor]
+ The world needs more bicycle kung fu [Holy Taco]

+ That one chick from The Bachelorette having another kid [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Whore fight! Whore fight! [Dlisted]
+ Miranda Kerr gets leggy in New York [Popoholic]
+ Shanna Moakler makes out with Gerard Butler [The Blemish]

+ Hayden Panettiere bashes John McCain [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Natalia Oreiro is the International Babe of the Day [Double Viking]
+ Carmen Ortega is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Hef’s new twins dance naked for him at a club [Busted Coverage]

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Noémie Lenoir

French supermodel and actress Noémie Lenoir

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Julianne Hough at the 2008 American Music Awards Nominee Announcements held at the Beverly Hills Hotel (10/14)

+ Nicolette Sheridan’s Ass in a White Bikini [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Eva Mendes is now a professional spokesperson [Lossip]
+ Audrina Patridge Topless Skinny Dipping on The Hills [Egotastic!]
+ French singer Alizée wearing a see through dress (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Classic Rihanna bikini pics for your enjoyment [Newstoob]

+ I love when models wear nets (semi-NSFW) [Holy Taco]
+ Katy Perry vs. Jessica Simpson: Who’s the hotter mic blower? [Double Viking]
+ Rose McGowan is deep throat [ICYDK]
+ Sophie Monk wears underwear on her head [F-Listed]

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