Linda Thompson went to the beach
September 4th, 2008
Linda Thompson bikini pics! (Malibu - 8/30)
Who’s Linda Thompson you ask? She’s the mother of the douche bag that is Brody Jenner.
Dear Linda,
You bitch. I hate you.
Sincerely,
Everyone
You could have avoided this Linda if you used a condom.
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I can’t wait to jerk it to Brody’s mom…and then tell him about it in this Haiku I’m going to send him:
Your mom is sexy
She makes me want to spank it
What is her address?
She also dated Elvis Presley. Helped him get thru Priscilla leaving him.
Ok y the fuck is wearing a roxy bikini? she is like 100 years old
what a loser and watch out for skin cancer i hear its pretty painful
i could make a pair of boots with the leather around her knees
This chick was banging Elvis before all of you turds were even born. I would tear it up just for that reason alone.
actually i was born mid summer ‘72 at the same time they started dating. so to suggest “all of you turds”, is not so bright.
and to say you’d want screw her only because elvis did first sounds creepy. even from a elvis point of view
Is this really the Linda Thompson who dated Elvis? If so, this woman looks amazing.
Switch,
I thought there mostly just young snarks here.
And you’re analyzing this too much.
There are still enough E fans out there that would get off on doing a dude who did a chick that Elvis used to do.
A bit convoluted…but still true.