Kirsten Dunst was robbed
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Kirsten Dunst’s hotel room was robbed earlier this month. Shortly after the Spiderman star left her suite at the Soho Grand Hotel to film scenes for her new movie How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, Jarrod Beinerman and an unknown accomplice entered the room, swiping thousands of dollars worth of stuff. The New York Post says:
Beinerman allegedly walked through an open door into the penthouse and stole items belonging to Dunst and her companions, including $2,500, a Marc Jacobs purse, wallets containing IDs and credit cards, several bags - including one by Balenciaga - two digital cameras, a cellphone and an iPod, records state. Most of the high-value items - including the bag valued at $13,000 - were Dunst’s. (Source)
Thank god these dudes didn’t steal any of Kirsten’s beauty supplies. Her lifelong strategy of never using them finally pays off! Score one for Kirsten Dunst!
BONUS JOKE: What do Kirsten Dunst’s Robbers and Michael Jackson have in common? They’re both predators that raid rooms for soiled Spiderman underwear.
When I read the title of this post, I admit that her hotel rooom was the last thing that came to mind.
Robbed of beauty? Check.
Robbed of the ability to develop adult teeth? Check.
Robbed of talent? CHECK!
Hotels have safes for this reason. Get a clue, Kirsten. Spider Man cannot always be there.
I heard they stole the purse to pay for the invisalign that she ordered but never picked up.
What the fuck is up with her teeth?!?!?!
Yeah, she was robbed alright…for being talked into doing Spiderman 3…so sad.
And here I thought that celebrities were more than human…they’re actually dolphins (oggling at Kirsten’s teeth…yikes).