Kirsten Dunst finally gets it
It’s Kirsten Dunst’s 25th birthday today. To celebrate the occasion I’m gonna do what I always do and make fun of her. With what she told London tabloid The Sun recently, it won’t be that hard [WARNING: NSFW Kirsten Dunst breast talk to follow]:
“I had to wear a padded bra on [Spiderman 3], but I get it. It’s okay. It’s part of the thing. I didn’t feel like it was sexist or anything. I embraced my Mary Jane boobs!” (Source)
One can only assume “the thing” Kirsten refers to is being ugly. That’s the only way that paragraph makes sense. On a related note, there’s been this rumor floating around Hollywood for years that Kirsten was set to appear on Extreme Makeover but ABC couldn’t free up enough time to air a 9-part special. And that was just for her teeth.
Look at her FUCKING teeth in this pic. LOOK AT ‘EM!!!
http://img11.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=42660_Kosty555.info_0022_122_530lo.jpg
Uh, Superman? I thought she was in Spiderman. oh, I get it! Maybe her disgusting face killed off Spiderman and so they threw her fug mug into Superman 3 as the villian. Superman’s real weakness? Krapenite!
(i hate her.)
Oops! fixed
Nick
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I’m suprised that movie she’s in isnt called ‘rock-spider man’ considering this chick could turn any dude off. zing
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kirsten dunst has sweet breasts, what the heck are you talking about