Kimberly Stewart and Cisco Adler? WTF?
Fresh off his break up with Mischa Barton, Cisco Adler may be back with ex-girlfriend Kimberly Stewart. The two were seen partying together at a “relive your college days” theme party thrown by Details magazine in New York City over the weekend. A New York Post “spy” reveals:
Stewart and the Whitestarr frontman “looked totally cozy, just like in the old days,” says our spy. As you’ll remember, Kimberly, daughter of Rod Stewart, got a tattoo reading, “Daddy’s Little Girl Loves Cisco.” After their breakup, she changed it to say, “Daddy’s Little Girl Loves Disco.” (Source)
If I could pass on one piece of advice to all my young readers, it’s this: for God’s sake don’t get a tattoo of your girlfriend/boyfriend’s name anywhere on your body. I made the mistake a few years ago when I was dating this girl named Kelly. I got this dragon tattoo that kinda looked like her name if you tilted your head to just the right angle and squinted your eyes. It was such a pain in the ass when we broke up. You know how hard it is to change a dragon tattoo into a “Kelly is a Stupid Bitch” tattoo? It was worth the trouble though, I think it came out really classy.*
*no, no it didn’t
Aren’t Kimberly Stewart and Paris Hilton like best friends? You know Paris and Kim had to have had lesbian sex, it’s a Hollywood thing. By the law of averages, whoever Kimberly french kisses is basically kissing Paris herpes ridden snatch. Therefore Cicso HAS got herpes.
http://teenadvice.about.com/cs/kissing/ht/frenchkissht.htm
Did Kimberly NOT see the picture of Cisco’s hanging balls found amongst Paris Hilton’s things?
Cisco Adler will always be remembered as the guy with big balls. I guess he has to go back to old meat now. Every other girl is scared of those things.
What is with her hair? He’s hot and all, I would go there again too?