Your 2008 Father of the Year

Kevin Federline is the father of the year
I’m sure this isn’t a publicity stunt at all, but a Vegas nightclub has named Kevin Federline the “father of the year.” People says:
Just in time for Father’s Day, Prive Las Vegas will award the proud papa of four his “father of the year” status at a party he is slated to host there June 13. Sources tell People he will be awarded the title during a presentation at the club. (Source)
The only way this award makes sense is if Kevin won it — not for being a good father over the past year — but for fathering the most children. I wouldn’t give K-Fed a father of the year award if he was the last man on earth. I would give it to that crocodile I saw on the Discovery Channel last week. He only ate four out of his five young. He wins.
[WENN]

Wow, if this weirdo dirtbag won, who in the hell lost?? Adolph Hitler and Charles Manson????