Keith Olbermann is a diva
Keith Olbermann threw a fit last week because MSNBC didn’t get him a first class ticket to Tim Russert’s private memorial in Washington D.C. — and then because the Kennedy Center had the nerve to not have ketchup packets on hand. From the New York Post:
[Our] source said Olbermann was screaming into the phone on Tuesday because there were no first-class train tickets available for that day, and he wanted to make sure he would ride first-class on Wednesday. According to the source, Olbermann berated a staffer who was coordinating Wednesday’s Kennedy Center memorial by yelling, “You better hope to God there is a first-class train ticket tomorrow.”
We’re told Olbermann didn’t get to Tuesday’s ceremony, and went to Washington by car to broadcast from outside the Kennedy Center the next day. An aghast witness there said, “As guests were making their way into the memorial, Keith went apoplectic because there were no ketchup packets at the Kennedy Center.” Olbermann was heard saying outside the service, “this place is going to hell,” because his Washington staff couldn’t find ketchup packets for lunch at the Center. (Source)
If Keith gets that angry over missing ketchup packets, just imagine how pissed off he’ll get when he finds out I’m banging his wife. Just kidding, she’s a pig. In all seriousness though, who does this asshole think he is? Tantrums like that are reserved for those that are more famous than Keith — people like Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and me. I swear to god, If that stupid Starbucks guy puts regular milk instead of soy milk in my triple grande, non-fat, half-caff, no foam, latte again, I’m gonna tear his fucking head off and shit down his throat.
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Im sorry but the new york post is the most slanderous newspaper out there. Rupert murdoch has an agenda against Keith olberman and over the last 2 weeks has run no less than 4 stories on page 6 about him all easily refuted. I turns out that he never took a train there he actually took a cab and he ate at a restaraunt not at the kennedy center. Lets not forget page 6 attemting just last week to imply olberman had ed because of side effects of a new treatment for a disease olberman has had under control for over a decade. The new york post like most of the newscorp owned media outlets are often far from the truth in there reporting because there owner Ruper Murdoch has a well known reputation for firing reporters who dont take to his agenda and dont write stories he asks them to
Keith Rocks!!!
i like keith and i agree with gary that there is a vandetta
keith sucks balls. more specifically, mine.
Page 6 = BS.
Keith Olbermann is a douche and a half. I can’t stand even watching him.
Imagine that, someone that’s an asshole on TV is actually an asshole in real life.
I’m going to start a show called, Countdown ‘Til the End of Keith’s Career, wherein, the highlight of the show will be a segment called, DOUCHEshhhhh, which will feature examples of Keith being a douche. Actually, it want be a segment, it’ll be more like the whole show!
DOUCHEshhhhh!
Strange. I thought his mouth would be bigger from all of the cocks he’s sucked.
Olberman is douchebag. Thought I might be the only one posting this…but apparently not.
Keith Olbermann is Bill O’Reilly’s bitch. He wouldn’t last 5 minutes in a debate with Bill. This guy was on ESPN for GOD’s sake. Now we have to listen to this liberal persona? He is a jerk. He treats people like shit, which I guess is pretty common in the entertainment industry. I agree with the post that he is actually more of an asshole in real life than on TV - go figure! I really hope Keith and Chris Matthews find true love and move to France in protest when John McCain is elected the 44th President of the United States!!!
Uh, no. Keith didn’t even *fly* to DC - he drove. Ergo, your ’source’ (the New York Post, lol) is an uninformed, lying sack of sh*t - much like Bush himself.
BTW, I think libel does extend to ‘public figures,’ so you might want to get your facts straight before reposting such inane and insane garbage.
Cheers,
Lori R. Price
Mgr., Citizens For Legitimate Government
Fuck You celebslam I hope you go out of business, the person who wrote this that wont state their name is an uninformed idiot and partisan hack, get your head out of the sand and do some research instead of perpetuating trash from the New York Post, but you wont because your an idiot.
Keith’s biggest sin was that he made NBC’s “Football night in america” into a totally unwatchable crapfest. Bob Costas the only near good thing on that piece of crap.
Lori Price - the guy is an insufferable jerk. He slanders McCain for supporting the FISA act, then when Obama takes the same position, not a peep. Good picture of him waiting to take in Barack’s dick…
Keith Olbermann is the “Worst Douchebag in the World.”
But his douchebaggery might get some traction in the ratings if he actually had people on his low-rated show who disagreed with him. He still comes off like the biggest scumbag diva with some Air America nobody sucking up to him.
This is the idiot who predicted that last year’s Surge would end in unmitigated disaster…and then reran his ranting prediction after news that the Surge worked. Out of touch, out of ratings, and out of his mind.
Olbermann will never have any opposing views on his show because no liberal talking heads ever do. That’s why Air America is constantly begging its viewers to give them money because all their smug sarcasm gets old without any real debate and everyone tunes out. Liberals can’t debate using logic, so they avoid that trap altogether. They like to have someone on who thinks with their feelings instead of their brains so that they can kiss each other’s asses for the entire segment and feel all good about themselves (that’s why Obama avoids debates with McCain because he’s only good at giving canned speeches where he uses the same 5 buzzwords and catchphrases over and over for the moron masses to swallow). And when someone makes a logical point that blows their irrational view out of the water, they just resort to branding them a “homophobe”, “racist”, “sexist”, “xenophobe”, etc. to make that pesky person quiet down.
Olbermann is an arrogant jackass who has the gall to label people who don’t agree with him, “the worst person in the world”. Still waiting for Osama bin Laden to make that list. But maybe Olbermann agrees with him.
Hi everyone! Below is a letter I wrote Keith. For some reason I never heard back from him… I wonder why? Anyway, please send this to any of your stupid liberal friends. People that like this giant douche blow my mind!
Dear Keith Olbermann,
I wanted to thank you for exposing the lunacy of the far left. I have struggled throughout the past couple of nights to watch your rediculous program. I now know that when people complain about the far-left broadcasting at MSNBC (and in the media as a whole), that you are the prototype of that problem. The fact that MSNBC, along with it’s parent company, would pay you to regurgitate the filth that you put on air every night is beyond me. I hold a degree in Accounting and an MBA. From my understanding, businesses are supposed to make money. The fact that you are on the air, defies the basic concept of how a business operates (I guess that is why MSNBC’s ratings are at an all-time low). For one, I do not understand how you can be so arrogant as to express your rediculous views about the “worst” people in the world. Do you seriously think that Rush Limbaugh and Tony Snow are worse than the people committing mass genocide in Darfur or the person who ignited a suicide-bomb in a marketplace in Baghdad? What about the thug that raped and murdered an innocent college student in my home town a couple of weeks ago? Second, I noticed that you never have anyone on your show that disagrees with you. That fact that you would bitch about President Bush having a bunch of “yes men”, when the premisis of your entire show revolves around celebrating your “perfect” analysis of the world is completely hypocritical. You must seriously have some insecurities within your life (hence the plastic surgery). You are the most conniving, self-centered, arrogant and hypocritical person that I have ever witnessed to be considered an “objective” jounalist. Your program insults my intelligence in the deepest of ways, as well as it should anyone else’s. MSNBC should be ashamed of giving your show the time of day.
Sincerely,
Gumbostro from Birmingham, AL
The fucker were full of shit from his fucking mouth each night !
He has full of hates from his heart!
OMG !! Who the hell watching this jerk (Keith Olberman)? He has full of crapes from his stinking mouth! I hoped someone will kill this jackass for me! I was turn the tv off when I saw this asshole broadcast football on local NBC last year.
Dear rumbostro,
You may have an MBA, but you can’t spell for shit. Go back to grammar school, asshole.
how a respected and honored broadcasting corporation as msnbc can
allow an uneducated, opinionated, arrogant, foolish and total
pain in the ass, is a mystery.
keith created havoc when he was a so-called sports announcer. i
always wondered, if keith had to do it all over again, would he
fall in love with himself?
he has this recurring feud with another arrogant so-called
journalist, bill o’reilly. i have always wondered who is the
worse of the two.
watching keith is a common cure for not ails you. you can actually
become ill just by listening to him and his dry unappreciated wit.
it would be good is msnbc would remove him from their channel and
replace him with a more knowledgeable and likable journalist.
Gary – the post is the most slanderous paper. You do mean libel; don’t you? Then again coming from your academic mind, it does sound as if you meant what you wrote.
Olberman is a buffoon. A loser as a sarcastic sports reporter, and an ever less credible “Journalist” that could not analytically think his way out from the proverbial paper bag. He makes his money by kissing Obama’s ass, trashing Bill O’Reilly (a real journalist), and really going at the president with his ever so thought out days from Mission Accomplished. Take a good look in the mirror - what you see is what the rest of us see when looking at the old restless legs douche Olberman. Just another imbecile.
KEITH OLBERMAN IS AN ASSHOLE - His mother should catch another ball in the head!
I love reading some stuff-shirt over zealous (code word: communist) moron with catchy action committee names (citizens for (fill in the blank) who in one breath taken about “freedom of expression” and the next, hint at “lawsuits” and Chairman Mao “punishment” for a discenting opinion. Too bad about that Ms. Freedom, Keith Olberman is a bought and paid for talking head for the Obama Campaign.
Keith is the biggest dickhead of all time. While working at ESPN he was known to be a huge arrogant prick, and nobody liked. Someone needs to punch him in the face while he’s on the air; wipe that arrogant smirk off his face.
HRH…obviously your small brain can’t comprehend gumbostro’s use of “red”iculous. think about it (you proably won’t get it anyway)
The libs are getting their fragile egos stroked by an ex-Jimmy Carter speech writer and a guy that used to read sports highlights for a living. Why would ANYONE give a shit about ANYTHING that either of these two clowns had to say about ANY topic? Your television has an off button.
Hey hrh,
Spoken like a true indoctrinated, brainwashed, card carrying, liberal, far left loon. You can’t think on your own and debate issues, so you pick on spelling. This is because you all share one collective brain; and one with a very low I.Q. and absolutely no common sense at that. You assholes make my point every time you open your mouths.
LOL… very funny!
There are a few things that are very common throughout these comments (not really surprising):
1- 98% of you have written something along the lines of “Fucking Keith’s wife” or “Keith eating a bunch of dick” (both very witty) to which he may be able to pray away!
2- Most of you are illiterate and can’t form complete sentences…. 3rd grade education!
You folks are going to be hurt the most by the election of another republican, you do understand that right?
I’m fairly certain the majority of you make under 30K annually and most likely do not receive health care…
You may want to read up (as long as you can read of course) on both candidates…and that doesn’t mean watching Fox news one afternoon!
Good luck to us all!
Oh, and by the way Jack Clark, Keith was on ESPN… a job in which Sarah Palin, and I quote, “Had always dreamed of”.
Unfortunately Sarah wasn’t qualified to report on football or hockey….
But to govern this country…. sure, why not!??
Oberman is a idiot. He for sure is a far left loon. CNBC has fired him from news. He lost it all to night in his speech. NBC is tanking just like CNBC because of its radical left wing propaganda. Maybe Sarah could take him out.
Hey! Keith Overbite! Yeh, you! Dickhead! I was so looking forward to seeing Joe Scarborough kick your ass. That would have been entertainment!
JFS… get you news correct before speaking it, kind of how Mccain and Palin are running their race, lies and false statements!
First, he wasn’t fired, he lost his position as an anchor for standing up for the thousands of people who lost friends and family on 9-11. See, the Republican party thought they would benefit from fear tactics by showing images from 9-11…. which looked like a summer blockbuster (including Don LaFontaine as the narrator!)
Second, he currently works for the “MSNBC” network where his show “Countdown” is on nightly @ 8pm… check it out, you may learn something…
Three, “TONIGHT” is one word…
Really how can Olbermann be taken serious at all. I mean the guy worked at freakin ESPN!! The guy’s a leftist joke. Where are the Walter Cronkites or Peter Jennings that read the news, not make the news?
Kieth. You are as big an asshole as oberboy. To complain that someone has an agenda or vendetta against oberboy is ridicules when you look at this supposed journalists body of work. He was an asshole on ESPN and he is a biased asshole now who doesnt even come close to actully being fair or balanced. Rot in hell oberboy.