Pierce Brosnan is tapping this

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Pierce Brosnan is living it up with his wife Keeley Shaye Smith this week in Hawaii. That’s Keely above shortly after she jumped into the ocean . . . In unrelated news, a 60 foot wave just hit Tokyo.

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129 Comments on “Pierce Brosnan is tapping this”

  1. J M

    Sometimes its funny when you make fun of people but not now. Pierce went through a tough time when his first wife died of ovarian cancer. Keely obviously make him happy so lay off.Phisically “perfect” women tend to be ugly on the inside. Most of them are trainwrecks. Here is a spoiler; you will die alone

  2. Nick

    So because Pierce has suffered some hardship in life, he’s now off limits? Bullshit. That’s not the woman he married. The Keely Shaye Smith he married weighed about 200 pounds less:

    http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/keely-shaye-smith/keeleyjpg/

    Nick
    Editor
    Celebslam.com

  3. Real Chad

    I agree with you, Nick.

    Before I read your response to JM, I was thinking: “Wow, really? Thats crazy, she used to be hot.”

  4. TheExpatriot

    coo coo ca choo

    Holy Shit! Shoot that thing before it devours all of us!!1!

  5. 8 inches

    I think I saw this chick in Cloverfield destroying downtown Manhattan!

  6. Sandra Calhoune

    Wow! How superficial. I imagine all of you looking like George Clooney or Pam Andersen. God forbid someone gains weight or doesn’t look like a supermodel. What do you do? Crucify them? Pierce’s first wife died of cancer…I hardly think that he’s obsessing like you all regarding his wife’s waistline. How shallow!

  7. Cate

    So what if she’s fat. He loves her and she used to be hot. She can lose the weight.

  8. geminijem
  9. andrew

    That’s just absolutely disgusting. He should dump her immediately, at the very least cheat on her. Only few men are really able to say “yes, I’m James Bonds,” and to not be able to use it on women because you committed yourself to that pig is just a god damn greek tragedy.

  10. Blu

    Just guessing here…Sandra Calhoune, Cate and may just be huge fat bitches….

  11. Blu
  12. jim

    like i have always said, most of us look better in our clothes then out of them.

  13. Vance Qualteri

    Hey, she can lose the weight, but Hillary Clinton will always be a cunt!!!

  14. el swirlo

    As an actually fairly fit fellow who grew up in a diverse area, i could still have fun. But i’m a breast man. i know plenty of people who would be more willing to “tap that” than with a molded silicone f*** puppet. Actually, lots of brothers like that. Also, hey, if she makes him happy. It’s funny that the response is akin to “HANG HER!”

    It’s nice to know someone in hollywood actually puts humanity and has more dimensions than pure image.

  15. Ben

    I am kind of getting sick of these POS tabloids making such a huge deal whenever a ‘celeb’ is not at their scientific ideal body weight. Is there not anything more important to discuss in the entertainment world?

    It might come as great shock to you, but ‘celebs’ are human too. Humans tend to become less sexually attractive as they age, including gaining weight. How many of you guys look the same as you did when you were teenagers? Or if you are still teenagers (which I assume many of you are), do your parents looks as fine as they did when they were teens? Didn’t think so.

    Get a life.

  16. theREALrob

    I like ‘em thick but got damn!
    Even the brothas is like ‘got damn’!

  17. sarah

    I met her she is a bitch and she is super cheap. same for pierce brosnan he is an asshole he doesn’t even look at your face just ignores you. stupid couple.

  18. Tania

    Come on people. Obviously Pierce loves her and is not going to cheat on her or leave her because she’s gained weight. That is the meaning of TRUE love and FOR BETTER OR WORSE. Pierce is a real man! Keeley used to be thinner and sexier, so what? Maybe she likes to eat and is tired of dieting. Maybe she has a medical condition? Who knows? It is no one’s business. Leave the woman alone. There are more important things to life and relationships than what someone looks like or how much he or she weighs. They are a happy family with their sons.

  19. Tania

    … by the way, Andrew? It’s JAMES BOND, not JAMES BONDS! And obviously you are a shallow idiot, which Pierce Brosnan is not. Get a life, loser!

  20. kristine

    You people are morons…..i’m sure the majority of your readers are under 30….the same demographic who think all women are fat if they way over 90 lbs. Hmmmmmmmm…….. Leave the bitch alone…….
    PS: Love your site! Rock on!

  21. kristine

    Sorry! I mean WEIGH over 90 lbs! Later!

  22. Alan

    Ladies out there, just for the record, understand that when you gain weight after marriage guys do not think any less of you as a person. You’re still the beautiful woman we married, and we love your personality as much as we always did. We simply shrug, cheat on you, and continue to love the person you are. It really is very simple. It’s not a judgement on you, it’s just a simple fact that if you let yourself balloon up, your man is tapping some other ass on the side.

  23. emptyhandkiller

    YUCK!! Keely is a fat waddling walrus! Imagine that idiot Pierce climbing on top of her and trying to find a hole to shove his sausage into! I hate fat people. I love my washboard stomach and chiselled chest and shoulders. I refuse to speak to fat people, even if they are hurt and lying in a gutter. I just pretend they are dirt and keep on going. Fat is no way to go through life, Keely.

  24. Sam

    You gotta admit, she is ROCKING that bikini! How many girls do you know that way 100 pounds and would be embarrassed to be seen in a bikini like that. She has MAD confidence. Woo!

  25. Lankyskank

    Really, can’t you see she is a size 2?

  26. Cheryl Tiegs

    No only is she too fat for a bikini but she’s too old. She’d be OK in a one-piece. We all know people look fatter in pictures and she’s pretty firm for being 75 lbs overweight.

  27. Diddle

    Hmmm…nobody makes comments about Pierce not looking like he did when SHE married HIM…pigs.

  28. Lily

    Come on. He’s not exactly at his fighting weight either.

  29. mutterhals

    Do English guys have a penchant for chubby chasing, as I’ve begun to spy a pattern.

  30. mutterhals

    I forgot to add, non-troglodytes of the world unite!

  31. KIbbell

    I simply cannot believe that people are actually being negative because someone they don’t know has a wife who is overweight. Jealous much? Thinking about how you are thin and not being able to hold on to a man. Hahahaha….losers. I am in Keely’s corner (and I am NOT fat!). Why is nobody talking about Pierce’s gut? I mean dude has an actual bearbelly. Not that I care, but shouldn’t you people talking about that as well, in the same sentence. Again, LOSERS! I am glad that here in Europe people can be overweight, put on their swimsuit and go to the beach.

  32. John Stevens

    Am I the only guy on here who thinks that her shape is arousing? She’s alot bigger than she was when they got married- but you’re all fooling yourselves if you say she’s not an attractive woman. She was then and she is now. Like me them boobies and the fleshy curves. I’m man enough to say- I’d TAP THAT.

  33. Glamour Diva

    LOL You guys KILL me! Yes she’s a little plump but Mr. Brosnan isn’t much better! Who remembers when he was the incredibly hot and thin Remington Steele? Not too many of you as I assume most of you are under the age of 25. Well that’s the beauty double standard for you. Ageing screws us all in the end (pun intended) regardless of gender so please get over yourselves and get a freakin’ life!

  34. Annabelle
  35. yogagirl

    I say go her! She’s obviously ok with her body and if Pierce thinks she’s hot and loves her GOOD FOR THEM. If he had a problem with it, he could leave. She’s been like this a long time now and he still is married, right? Maybe she gained all the weight for him???? Not everyone likes tits on a stick.

  36. wohoo

    geez, fuck that shit, i’d tap that whale bitch.

  37. shusha

    Wow. Time to give up the bikini honey. Wonder what is going on with her — she used to be so hot. She must have some shiz on him. I give him kudos for staying with her because no matter how much you love someone, gaining that much weight is disrespectful to your mate.

  38. Angélique

    Just because a person is a celebrity should not mean that his or her family is fair game for internet waspishness or slams. I don’t know the lady, but those remarks are quite hurtful.

  39. sick of you losers

    Hey assholes she has thyroid disease and it was published that she chose not to have a dangerous surgery which could have left her children orphand and her husband a widow. And I’d be willing to bet she doesn’t spend her days on a computer judging other people for their looks. Not only does she hob nob with the rich and famous she vacations in Hawaii and shes banging James Bond. When you can say that than maybe someone might give a shit about your opinion. And Nick as an editor of anything (including a shit rag like celebslam) you shold have been able to look that up. Lazy fuck.

  40. westward ho

    “Ladies out there, just for the record, understand that when you gain weight after marriage guys do not think any less of you as a person. You’re still the beautiful woman we married, and we love your personality as much as we always did. We simply shrug, cheat on you, and continue to love the person you are. It really is very simple. It’s not a judgement on you, it’s just a simple fact that if you let yourself balloon up, your man is tapping some other ass on the side.”

    we know, honey. trust. we’ve known all along. we just smile and make dinner for you, and make sure your clothes are clean, and thank you for whatever shiny new guilt gift we’re driving, and wait until you’re gone, and then we fuck the pool boy, the gardener, and the grocery delivery guy and all the helmets that you’ve been paying for and we’ve been buffing for YEARS.

  41. Beth

    I think she looks really good! Much more attractive then skin and bones. She has a actual figure, she is fat in the right places, she has tits and ass. She is rockin that bikini too!! She doesn’t even have a muffin top going on so, you know she is somewhat toned. She is the perfect size in my eyes, that is what my ideal body would look like.

  42. blah

    No, Pierce is not in “perfect shape” but I think people are forgiving of a few extra pounds with age. That said, Keeley has COMPLETELY let herself go and that is not ok. She is not of a “womanly” shape, she is of an unhealthy shape. That much weight gain puts a lot of strain on one’s body and health. For the sake of her young children and I’m sure their desire to have their mother in their lives for a long time, she needs to get herself in check. That doesn’t mean that she needs to look exactly like she did in her modeling days, a few extra pounds happen with age. However, she does need to get healthy and drop many of those unhealthy pounds she’s put on.

  43. TLK

    This chick has a hot face and big boobs that look real. With the right clothes, she is HOT! The only thing wrong here is a bad fashion choice.

    Skinny chick boobs sucks - that’s why they are all fake!

  44. zsa-zsa

    Cosign with the first post by JM.

    She is still gorgeous! I totally agree that she is way more attractive than the the skelewhores that plague Hollywood…did anorexic Nicole Ritchie look better that her, or than Kim Kardashian? I don’t think so!

    Good for them, they look very happy, and he adores her!

  45. Nick

    Wait a minute, why is everyone mad at me? I didn’t make fun of Keely. I said the tidal wave that hit Tokyo was unrelated. Can’t you read?

    Nick
    Editor
    Celebslam.com

  46. Green Is Good

    I think she looks fine. However, a bikini is NOT a flattering choice for her figure. Their are other figure flattering choices.

  47. Whatever

    Come on! Not every one can look like an emaciated lollipop head who eats one tic tac for dinner…at least we know she eats!

    Keely, forget about these insensitive a$$holes…thanks for representing us real sized girls!

  48. Chuffs

    She is bigger than she used to be but you people act as if she is the size of Orca the killer whale. What kind of a superficial prick would let a few extra pounds change the way they feel about their loved ones?? Let’s hope you can retain your “washboard” abs and chiseled arms and chest otherwise you might find yourself ALONE for the rest of your sorry life.

  49. dixiegirl

    Once you’ve given birth, then talk to me. Screw all of you for making fun of her. I have to literally starve to stay in shape and it wasn’t that way before I had my son. Sometimes I feel like saying, screw it, I’m hungry! She’s still a beautiful woman and I love that they are happy together.

  50. prettyzoe

    these comments destroy my faith in humanity a little bit…

    even thought they are a little funny. A tidal wave hit Japan…LMAO!

  51. builtforsin

    Maybe he is a feeder, I dated a guy like that, he just wanted me to gain lots of weight, was a real turn on for him. It always amazes me how (stupid) people think that all people are only attracted to one type of body?! People have diverse tastes in EVERYTHING, not just body shapes and sizes.

  52. Lor

    Marriage is for better or worse. You should leave her alone, she is not a celebrity. She is representative of the average American woman.

  53. poopoo
  54. hilarie

    Oh yeh, all the males on here must have 6 pack abs and make 6 figures to talk smack about this woman. You all proobably work at Best Buy, get laid once a year, and have spagetti arms.

  55. Oxymore

    Shallow doesn’t even begin to describe some of the comments pple have been dropping here…
    You marry a human being not a pair of breasts or a nicely shaped butt… “Pierce Brosnan is tapping This” . Well “this” has a name and it’s Mrs Pierce Brosnan wether some mentally challenged pple like you like it or not…
    I mean do you pple actually think about what you say or not?

  56. Nick

    zsa-zsa:

    You really think Keely looks better than Kim Kardashian? You must be fucking high.

    Nick
    Editor
    Celebslam.com

  57. Wow

    I cannot believe I’m reading this. I thought fuckwits like you were extinct. I am just… wow.

    All I can say is shame on you, get a life and a proper therapist, you bastards.

  58. Grits

    Yo mama’s so fat, when she sings,it’s over!

  59. carla

    i think she is absolutely stunning. her body is gorgeous and voluptuous and that face… who cares if she is fat? most of your moms and grandmas probably are too and you still love them, because they are yours and you should.. it makes me like him even more, he loves his wife, justthe way she is. that is true love. i am so proud of her for rocking the bikini. SHE IS GORGEOUS

  60. silly_rabbit

    Who cares if she’s fat? Seriously. If he’s happy and not lonely, who the fxck should care? I’m not trying to be PC or anything, but just COME ON. I’d think by now we’ve all grown up and can stop making fun of people over superficial reasons. But I guess not.

  61. silly_rabbit

    And as you get older - you gain weight. It’s natural! She has no need to be a stick anymore…just let her be happy with her man! And I’m sure Keely doesn’t give a shxt about what you guys say anyway…

  62. MissChic

    I say she is just FAT. You can put on few pounds…but not this much!
    They should lock a fridge at their house, send her to the fat camp, do someting! It’s not healthy! She is just a fat b****. Seriously, quit chocolate Keeley!

  63. OoooLaLa

    Most of us don’t look that great with nothing on … Give the lady a break. She can get back into shape if she wants to … she has enough money to hire all the help she needs. OR maybe her hubby likes her that way.

  64. Grits

    She’s fat. Her husband loves her. Everybody else is dragging their own issues to this thread. I work out so I won’t get this big. Stop whining and hit the gym if you’re bothered by the “fat’ comments ’cause she’s too damn big. You know it’s true.

  65. Matt

    This just in from Jennifer Love Hewitt “see now that is fat”

  66. nicholelibra

    Notice how not one person brought up the fact that Pierce has also gained weight since they first married. And so what, she’s gained weight, she still looks better than half those hungry bitches trying to get by on a can of ensure and a celery stick.

  67. Melonie

    I’m a nutritionist who works with recovering anorexics. Some of you should go look up the causes of it and perhaps maybe you will get your humanity back.

  68. Janey

    Alan, you are a real sweet talker. And here’s some inside info.
    When we ladies marry jackasses such as yourself, and you become total lazy fat losers, we start screwing your best friends.
    Have a good day.

  69. AMK

    KSS is not THAT large…she has a big rack for sure; if anything, she’s closer to looking like an average woman. Maybe a little toning can help, but she doesn’t need to go back to that stick figure she was before. And while we’re at it, Pierce isn’t winning any “handsomest man” contests with that kegger around his waist.

  70. sandra

    This is not a “normal” woman’s body, she is obese. I have read that she is a compulsive eater and can’t control it.

  71. gabbybird

    My God, all you cretins out there who blast this couple because she is overweight! I bet all you dumbasses who make your stupid ignorant remarks are butt-ugly when you are naked. NO, I am not fat. I just hate prejudice fools.

  72. kimberloo

    i think she’s beautiful!

  73. micheller

    Oh, go fuck yourselves, you shallow twats.

  74. kel

    most of the guys who commented on brosnan’s wife say that he shouldnt be with her, or at the least cheat, b/c of her weight. well, what about all the bald guys with the tire around their waist writing…no doubt you probably looked better years ago too with hair and sans a beer belly. you get what you give…good luck

  75. asdf

    hahah you guys are all gay, crazy, or both. she’s fucking hot. don’t be jealous, it’s unbecoming.

  76. Veda (~,~)

    I think she is bigger, but they have true love, and that ROCKS!!

  77. Shadrack

    You can call her “Big Boned” or “Thyroid Condition” but y’all know the drill. She’s fat and so are you, aparently.

  78. Panic

    Anyone consider that he may actually prefer her that way? There are a LOT of guys out ther who prefer women heavier, with more rounded, toned curves. She is beautiful and quite rubenesque!

  79. Jenna Mitchell

    Love has zero to do with size. I think she looks sexy! People who have said these hateful things about her or would cheat on their wives if they gained weight are truly disgusting. I hope they get exactly what’s coming to them in (their incredibly shallow) life.

  80. Kylie

    She is a real woman that has had children!And probably no plastic surgery!Sorry to shatter your beliefs, but most typical, normal women, especially those who have popped out a kid or 2, look closer to Keely than to most of the other celebs out there. Some of you dumb asses fall for Photoshop magic hook, line and sinker!

  81. kellie

    Greenpeace has got to protect this whale! Pierce Brosnan might is going to harpoon her and eat her.

  82. Schmermie

    I’m wondering how many of you who are judging this woman for being fat are smokers? The most unfair thing about being fat is that everyone knows your problem. I think smokers should have to have their chest tattooed with an X-ray image of what their disgusting lungs look like, and be forced to show it to the world at all times. The difference with being fat versus other psychological problems like alcoholism, smoking, and drug abuse is that you don’t have to drink, smoke or do drugs to live. You do, however, HAVE to eat to live.

  83. Vincent

    So what if she is his wife? Because a woman looks like a woman and not a teenage girl does that automatically make her un-attractive? I personally don’t think so. As Kylie put it most normal women look like normal women not the photoshopped, airbrused, edited, professionally lighted, professionally made-up images you seen in and on magazines.

  84. bec

    This is hilarious. On the one hand, we have a bunch of mediocre assholes complaining “BUT SHE’S SO FAAAAAT! THAT’S DISGUSTING!” in this corner. In the other, she gets to tap Pierce Brosnan, who might not be a heart-throb anymore, but he’s still awesome.

    No matter how skinny, or plucked, or tanned, or lazered you people might be, you’re all assholes who’ll never actually have meaningful relationships.

  85. LOL

    He’s harpooning that!

  86. tini darling

    I heard she’s a royal cunt, and he’s no better. They are both whiny bitches. They both deserve to be fat and miserable.

  87. Satan's Little Helper

    Having lost his previous wife to cancer, it may be the Pierce sees her voluptuous figure as comforting. Watching someone die of cancer is like watching them slowly disappear before your eyes. Weight loss and thinness start to represent sickness and death. I wouldn’t be surprised if he preferred her this way.

  88. Lex

    Okay, everybody. Look at the pictures again. Look at her neck. Yeah, see that bump? That’s not fat, that’s a goiter, something that develops when you have had thyroid disease for years because the thyroid gland is destroying itself and your body.

    Yes, she may have gained weight, but which one among you hasn’t at some point in your life?

    Also, many people point out the fact that they consider her “fat”, which is up to much debate, but think about the fact that these pictures were taken at the beach. Obviously, she is out getting some sort of exercise.

    Pictures never tell the whole story, though. Think about that before you crucify people.

  89. Sbmt2no1

    Pierce has class. He fell in love with his wife and is still loving the mother of his children. For all her added weight, she is a beautiful woman with an even distribution of heft and great shape. She makes all big woman proud. Living well really is the best revenge!

  90. yomtb
  91. Conky

    I’d hit it.

    Thanks

  92. Dave

    Hey JM,

    Why do you automatically assume that if a girl is physically “perfect” she has a shitty personality? I’m sure an equal number of fat girls have awful personalities. Is there something about being fat that makes you a nice person? Aren’t you just sterotyping girls who are in shape, which is what you are trying to stop us guys from doing to fat girls? I’m sure you are one of the few skinny girls with a great personality though.

  93. Kelly

    I’m not good at guessing weights, but I’d say she’s at least 60 pounds away from being at a curvy, healthy weight. That’s fat, whether or not most of the population is also fat. There’s nothing remotely attractive about her. The face is ordinary, the bikini was a mistake, and the body screams, “I live on chips and soda.”

    There’s a huge difference between being curvy and being full-on obese. I just can’t see why so many of you insist that this obviously unhealthy woman is attractive.

  94. Siduri

    Hate on her all you want. Fact of the matter is, she’s sharing a bed with James Bond and you aren’t. Eat it up, you jealous cunts! Haha!

  95. nikki

    It’s loser guys in their mom’s basement complaining about a stranger’s weight on the internet. Real men, who care about more than BMI or thighs, are too busy getting laid to worry about it.

  96. Neshaj

    I remember Keely when she use to be on Unsolved Mysteries and she looked way different, but as long as they happy what difference does it make what damn size she is, hell big or small, she’s tappin Mr. Ex-007.

  97. dd

    Who really cares if she gained weight, and that he’s with her. If they’re happy, that’s all that matters.

    HOWEVER…you do not wear a bikini (in public) when you’re a little more ’rounded’.

  98. Cate

    Well, This only makes me find him (Pierce Brosnan) more attractive. A man that loves his wife no matter what size she is. His wife is still a nice looking women, she just needs to lose some weight. So what. You stupid boys need to shut up.

  99. JJ

    I’m loving Keely!!

    Nick is acting as if he’s never screwed a fat girl and we know that that ain’t so! Deny all you want but the most vociferous of fat hating jerks have been with fat girls at one point or another. I was never a fat hater, on the contrary, but I was a closeted fat admirer. Not any more though! You know, I grew up, matured, you leave the high school taunts and HERD MENTALITY back in…yeah, back in high school! Act you age damn Nick! You be looking like a fool acting like a stupid teenager.

  100. skull

    I am sick and tired of you stupid fat sluts endlessly defending Keely. She weighs at LEAST 500 pounds! And you sluts STILL say it’s OK? I could cure her fatness. I would whip her, slap her, kick her, and punch her until she lost every extra pound. She would then be happy, and I would have the great pleasure of beating her up for months. I hate fat sluts.

  101. Kim

    I would never hate on her for having gained some weight, but she would look far better in a nice one-piece.

    I guess it’s nice she’s got that amount of confidence, though. (shrug)

  102. Whippet

    C’mon! It’s just an unflattering camera angle like Jennifer Love Hewitt and Britney once claimed. LOL!

    Seriously, let me tell you what I LOVE about this: whenever there is something bad to be said about a thin person, it is like a feeding frenzy: nobody gives a shit about the feelings of a thin person.

    Tabloids and the general American public have no problem making fun of, or insulting underweight people. But God forbid if we ever have to say somebody is fat. Obesity (related diseases) is now the no 2 killer in the US (after smoking), yet obesity is always described in PC language like “full, healthy curves”. Deaths related to anorexia or eating disorders is a tiny, tiny statistic.

    There is something wrong about this America.

    Thanks for the site!

  103. heather

    so the girl has put on some weight. what’s it to you guys? i think she’s still beautiful and she actually looks better plumper than she did skinnier. even though she’s plus sized, she’s classier/prettier then alot of skinny ho’s out there today.

  104. Candy Blackmail

    Just think…he left Kelly LeBrock for this.

  105. So Many Haters

    Whether or not you find her attractive or hideous, I think women over thirty really need to quit with the bikinis. They just seem to be for younger women as far as I’m concerned. As for her weight, she could probably stand to lose some weight for her health but while she probably qualifies as “obese” on the charts, she looks active and toned. Being underweight is also unhealthy. So if you’re here bashing her and lavishing praise on some model who is probably barfing three times a day to maintain her svelte figure, you’re just encouraging someone to be unhealthy at the other end of the spectrum. And for you dickwads who think he’s either going to cheat on her or should cheat on her for her looking the way she looks, I’ve got some news: he may well prefer her this way. They may be in the minority but there is a reasonable portion of the male population that likes women with curves and padding, even if that’s bigger than you personally find attractive. I’m a fat chick with enough ass for three average sized women…and my husband loves it, baby. And, no, I didn’t “baloon up” after we married. He found me as I am and loves me as I am. Different strokes, folks.

  106. Pinkey

    Sorry to disagree with Heather, but she did NOT look better “plumper” and there is a difference between “putting on some weight” and gaining OVER one hundred pounds. Stop playing, you guys. I hit the gym this morning. Try that instead of pouting over your keyboard.

  107. Ednonymous

    Who gives a rat’s ass if she’s fat???
    If she floats his boat, all the power to them.
    I ain’t poking her… that’s all that counts.

  108. Rainbow

    Sorry, but this woman is FAT. If her hubby is happy with her, fine and dandy, but that certainly isn’t the woman he married. She was very thin back in the day and if Pierce was so into chubby women, he would have married a fattie from the get go (but alas, he didn’t).
    So many people act ignorant about weight gain. “I only eat a little” “it’s my genes” “I’d have to starve myself to lose weight.” Um,no. You’ve eaten so much, you’ve distended your stomach and increased your appetite that you feel hungry until you fill up all the way. You honestly don’t need as many calories as you think you do. If you’re gaining weight, it simply means you’ve put more into your body than you’ve expended–so either get way more active or cut down on the food.
    Keely looks like someone who’s been polishing off whole cartons of Haagen-Dazs or whole pies in one sitting. It’s like my SIL–she makes a pan of brownies and eats the whole thing in one sitting. She polishes off a whole pack of Oreos while watching TV. She eats four bowls of cereal for breakfast, and then wonders why she’s fat.

  109. Winkie Dinkie Dog

    Cosign with Rainbow! She flipped the script after they got married.

  110. Kit

    I don’t care if people want to call her fat, but this is what bothers me:

    No bikinis after 30? WTF? I’m only 17 now, but you can bet your sweet ovaries I’m going to wear a bikini past 30! I hate one pieces and I’ve never seen anyone they look good on. Even though Pierce Brosnan’s wife has put of weight, I’d rather see her in a bikini than in a one piece.

  111. Nikki

    Let’s call it what it is. She’s fat. Period. Does that make her a bad person? Absolutely not. Obesity is one of the major killers in the US and we need to stop acting like there’s nothing wrong with being fat. I’m 5′4, used to weigh 190 lbs, til I got my shit together. No, I wasn’t “curvy”, “voluptuous”, “rubenesque”, or whatever..I was FAT, as well as unhealthy. That being said, apparently Pierce loves her for who she is, and not her exterior, and that’s a good thing. And it’s not like he’s sporting a six pack, either. Maybe he likes women with excess weight. Oh, and celebslam dude…yes, there are some men who would take Keely over Kardashian. Preferences vary, and not everyone on the planet finds Kardashian attractive.

  112. Cate

    “I don’t care if people want to call her fat, but this is what bothers me: No bikinis after 30? WTF? I’m only 17 now, but you can bet your sweet ovaries I’m going to wear a bikini past 30!…etc”

    Well said! I hate one pieces too. There are plenty of hot women and even models in their thirties whom still look good in a bikini!
    As far as Keely goes, I’m not saying she shouldn’t loose weight, I think she should, but I just think it’s mean to put her down and say Pierce should cheat on her and call her names. For all we know she could have a thyroid condition. And it is true, that some men like fat women. As said before, “different strokes for different folks.”

  113. Nattie

    the woman is ill she has Graves disease, and her meds cause piling up on pounds…check your facts first before u post!!!!!

  114. Not everyone who is fat overeats. In fact, if you read up on scienific studies, you will find that most fat people that are closer to the “normal” ranges eat just the same as “normal” people.
    Yes, I am “fat”
    No, I am not lazy or an overeater.
    I played roller derby for well over a year, and was on nutrisystem at the same time. While it did teach me a lot about nutrition and proper combinations of food, I was still eating the same amount of calories as before, and expending much more. I lost 15 pounds and no more.
    Do your research- take note of who funds the obesity studies that say everyone is going to die, and stop pouring everyone into the same mold and calling it healthy.

  115. Miss W

    Pierce is no prize anymore either. He looks like any other old hairy grandpa with a beer gut.

  116. Hannah

    I’m just going to point out that Pierce is not “hot” anymore either. jesus, he looks as average as i guarantee you half of the men posting here and getting indignant about KSS’s weight are. Seriously, have you no life other than this? i only weigh 120, but i am SUPER JEALOUS of her CONFIDENCE.

    f*ck dude, no wonder you guys are on the internet obsessing, there’s no one besides jessica alba look a likes that you’d consider fucking, and even they won’t fuck you!

  117. MissJacksonIfYou'reNasty

    Oh I feel really bad for her. How painful. It’s such a struggle. But having said that…wft a bikini???

  118. Jennifer

    They look happy. Who cares what they look like?

    Keely has some mad confidence wearing that bikini though. She’s an great example for all of us out there that aren’t a size 0.

  119. Shela

    She’s FAT!!! Her face is distorted too, she looked way better thin!

  120. seb

    Pierce Brosnan is fat with his bere belly !

    loser !

  121. Diana Downery

    I knew her about 15 yrs. ago; when she first had Dylan. SHe is very insecure about her appearance and that was back when she was quite beautiful. I also know that she loves to cook and is possibly indulging a little too much. I do agree, however, that Pierce seems to like her this way; curves & all. If she’s openly made fun of (i.e. the media) I’m sure it’s very upsetting to her since she’s very sensitive to criticism

  122. Obama - Yes we Koran!

    A two piece doesn’t suit her. She’d look better in a coffin.

  123. Jimmy The Knife

    Anyone who doesn’t like fucking fat girls is mad. They feel really wonderful and soft as you’re shoving your cock into them.

  124. Acemeister

    Just FYI - Keely was the beautiful actress who starred in Huey Lewis’s Happy to be Stuck With You video… Youtube it - and you can see where she started out from. And people who diss her for her size should get stuffed themselves. It must be tough to be so perfect all the time…

  125. GAA

    I have to admit it im so jeleous that someone as pretty and nice person as me is here all by herself meanwhile thaT f… whale it’s with 007 i mean what it’s wrong with the world?…everyday i keep asking myself do i have to be scarred or obese or i dont know just been ugly as hell 4 get a men!! i hate it and she’s not attractive…she is ugly she looks like an old fat lady i feel pity 4 her i don’t care if she’s with brosnan cuz everybody around her must let her know how disgusting is she and propably he’s with her cuz he don’t wanna end up alone or with someone who doesn’t love him as his fat and disgusting wife!!!!

  126. James

    GAA: You’re alone because you’re a bad person.

  127. GAA

    no im not!!!! u dont know me and u cant judge me 4 a coment!!….
    im just been real!!…

  128. mandy

    @GAA ….just STUPID what you are writing!!! Ever heard about RESPECT…no?? than it’s time for YOU!!!!!!!!!!

    Pierce & Keely -> GREAT together!!! ((-;

    sunny greeting from Hamburg/Germany
    Mandy

  129. GAA

    shut up BITCH!!!!! ur the stupid one!!

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