In sex tape news…
Kate Moss is afraid ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty may sell two videotapes that document the couple’s “unusual daily activities” *coughsextapecough*. The 33-year-old supermodel made a habit of taping everything Pete and her did together and now she’s worried those tapes may fall into the wrong hands. A source told British tabloid The Sun:
“There are still some bits and pieces floating about of Pete with Kate. She has got rid of most of it. Six out of eight tapes have been destroyed. But she wanted to bury the lot before he could humiliate her by selling them or putting them on the Internet. Pete could do what he wants with them.” Referring to the video clips previously posted online, the source adds, “If they made that public, just think what could be on the tapes they held back.” (Source)
Why is Kate worried–no one wants to see her sex tape. If I wanted to see someone having sex with a skeleton, I’d hide in Joel Madden’s closet for the night. All of which begs this question: since Nicole Richie looks dead, is Joel Madden considered a necrophiliac? Yes folks, these are the questions that keep me up at night.
