Kate Moss and Jamie Hince leaving Stella McCartney's Christmas party in London (11/24)

Kate Moss was spotted last week in London with some scratches on her cheek which she claimed came from an accident involving Christmas decorations. Which is weird because you wouldn't normally classify your boyfriend's fist as a Christmas decoration. From the Daily Mail:

Guests at Stella McCartney's festive party at her store in Mayfair overheard the supermodel and the guitarist confess all to comedian Peter Kay, who had asked about Jamie's face.

"We had a fight yesterday about what to do for Christmas," Kate revealed. "We had a bit of a scuffle and I was wearing a chunky ring, which caught him right in the eye. It's all OK now, though. We fight and we have our ups and downs - like anyone, really." (Source)

Kate's story clears up the black and blue mark around her boyfriend's eye, but doesn't explain the bruises on her forearms and in between her toes. They probably ended up that way due to some of the other Christmas decorations those two own: like St. Peter's Syringe and Rudolph's Rubber Hose. Kate's right about one thing though, she and Jamie do have their "ups and downs" . . . except her "ups" last five days and her "downs" last until her gums stop itching.

[Flynet, WENN]