Now this is what I’m talking about!
November 1st, 2007

Kate Beckinsale in Brentwood (10/31)
If these are what the chicks look like in Hell, I’m taking a half-day to go firebomb a preschool. In the interest of full disclosure, I am in love with Kate Beckinsale. She pretty much could’ve dressed up like a Klansman and I would have praised her for “pushing the limits.”
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One of the hottest women alive.
I thought you were in love with me
flawless. she blows me away
She IS one of the hottest women on the planet…I can’t wait until she turns 12.
Now isn’t that an appropriate outfit to be taking your daughter trick-or-treating in! Why doesn’t her husband just wear a ball-gag for fuck’s sake?
What makes a woman? Is it simply having a vagina? There should be some other word to describe what Kate Beckinsale is; a better word. It’s not fair that you can put Kate and a human toilet like Paris Hilton in the same species, let alone gender. It’s not fair, dag nabbit.
the boot are Hot
AHAHAHAHA 8 inches… funniest thing I’ve read this week.