
Kate Beckinsale at a screening of Nothing But the Truth in New York (11/13)
Being the head of the Southern California chapter of her fan club, I don't know how I didn't hear about this interview two weeks ago but uh, yeah, Kate Beckinsale's pretty much perfect. She told Elle:
"I don't like to walk around wearing no make-up with my hair rolled on top of my head on my days off. I think my husband would be a bit upset if I did. It's nice to feel like you're wooing the other person a bit, as once it degenerates into wearing yesterday's sweatpants and farting on the sofa, you lose a bit of the spice. You've got to keep up the seduction phase - it's fun." (Source)
Did you know that when Kate Beckinsale farts, a delightful smelling air freshener comes out of her butt? It's true, I've seen it with my own eyes. She always gets gassy after I make her breakfast. I think it's the eggs.








Number 1 in the world
And Kate, I always use a portable car vacuum to suck my fart, oh! we're soooo made for each other!!
KATE LIKES CUM ON HER FACE ITS TRUE
Not number 1 but damn sure in the class.