Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince leaving Casa Vega restaurant in Studio City (12/31)

K-Fed's new girlfriend Victoria Prince doesn't pay bills either! It's a match made in heaven! From TMZ:

Sources tell TMZ Victoria Prince was booted from her Beverly Hills home back in September after she allegedly didn't pay rent for six months. We're told she struck a deal with her landlord to pay him back in installments, but she never made any of the payments.

Now, the landlord is suing Prince for $7500, but there's a catch -- nobody knows where to find her!  We're told her landlord tried to serve her where she works, but security wouldn't let the process server in. Try Vegas next? Calls to Prince were not returned. (Source)

This chick is absolutely perfect for K-Fed. She doesn't get pregnant, she doesn't take care of her responsibilities, and apparently she has no standards. Three things that would make her even better for Mr. Federline: 1. four pounds of glitter, 2. an affinity for single dollar bills, and 3. if she were "working her way through college."

Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of Ghost Whisperer in downtown L.A. (1/6)

+ Tori Spelling needs rent money [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Lindsay Lohan used to be the hottest piece of ass [College Humor]
+ Sam Ronson is too nice to the paparazzi [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures Leave Me Speechless [Egotastic!]
+ Carmen Electra is a sex freak [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Coke isn't evil, says Lily Allen [Dlisted]
+ Anne Hathaway needs a tan [Bastardly]
+ Britney Spears' work ethic "not quite up to par" [The Blemish]
+ Brad and Angelina want an ethiopian [Cele|bitchy]

+ Damn Mariah has huge boobs [CityRag]
+ Wanna know what a "Maneater" looks like? [Double Viking]
+ The ten best films of 2008 by the best movie site of 2008 [Pajiba]
+ Hungarian model Polgar Kriszta in Maxim [Derek Hail]

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American model and actress Carre Otis

Fergie leaving the Sonya Dakar Skin Clinic in Beverly Hills (1/5)

+ Amy Winehouse gropes herself (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ You Had Me at Olivia Munn Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ That one dude from Baywatch used to be a meth head [Just Jared]
+ Lily Allen doing a little topless sunbathing (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Mira Sorvino has nice funbags [Bastardly]

+ Big booties are good for your health [Lossip]
+ Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway hold hands [Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ Cindy Crawford hates Miley Cyrus [Cele|bitchy]
+ Quarterback gets choke slammed [UBERGUY]

Martin Short in St. Bart's (1/6)

I'm not ashamed to admit it. I prayed last night that I would see Martin Short's ass today. And, lo and behold, there it is. Thanks Jesus!

Mickey Rourke at the UK premiere of The Wrestler in London (1/5)

Is Mickey Rourke retarded? Clearly, yes.

Jessica Alba and her mom Catherine in Beverly Hills (1/6)

You know how most women end up looking like their mom? Well I'm pretty sure if Cash Warren left now, he could be deep into Mexico by sundown. "I look like Cash who? Umm, my name's Juan."

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in L.A. (12/8)

This whole Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie-Jennifer Aniston story simply will not die. Last year, Angelina told the New York Times that Brad and her fell in love on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith in 2005 -- when he was still married to Jennifer. Shortly after the revelation, in an interview with Vogue, Jennifer said Angelina was "uncool." Now Brad Pitt is telling W magazine oh god who cares please shut up.

“Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart,” Pitt says, as if to settle this thing once and for all. “I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created.” Of his current relationship with Aniston, he says, “We still check in with each other. She was a big part of my life, and me hers. I don’t see how there cannot be [that]. That’s life, man. That’s life.”

“What people don’t understand is that we filmed [Mr. & Mrs. Smith] for a year,” he explains. “We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful. [The film] will mean something to our kids. It will, that’s all.” (Source)

You know why I respect gangmembers? Because when one steals another's husband, they don't bitch and whine about it to the press. They just shoot each other. Why can't celebrities be more like gangmembers? Tell me you wouldn't love to wake up to a story about Jennifer Aniston busting a cap in the side of Angelina Jolie's Range Rover. That would be so fucking awesome.

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Actress and model Sarah Shahi at the premiere of Bride Wars at AMC Loews Lincoln Square in New York (1/5)

Paris Hilton leaving Kate Somerville Medi Spa in L.A. (1/6)

In addition to the claim that Lindsay Lohan and she are friends again, there was one more little interesting tidbit in the interview Paris Hilton did with Glamour. She claims she's not as big a whore as everyone thinks. In fact, she's only slept with a couple of people (wait, is she only counting last Saturday night or her entire life?):

"I've only done it with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it's important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won't respect you; he'll want you much more if he can't have you." (Source)

Having seen One Night in Paris, I'm actually inclined to believe Paris has very little experience in the bedroom -- only a guillotine gives worse head. However, her analogy that her lady parts are like a Prada bag is a little off. She's correct that her vadge is like a leather accessory, but a better comparison would be to a worn out boot -- with athlete's foot.