K-Fed’s getting canceled
Kevin Federline’s rap career is already a rip-roaring success:
SHOCKINGLY enough, no one in New York wants to hear Kevin Federline rap. Our spies at Webster Hall say that so few $20 tickets have been sold for Federline’s Nov. 4 show that “we may just cancel it. New Yorkers are clearly not fans of ‘Popozao‘ [Federline’s pathetic first single].” Britney Spears’ hubby - who claims he is the most underrated person in Hollywood - should be used to rejection by now. We hear his Cleveland show was also canceled due to lack of interest.
Well this is pretty much what everyone expected, right? Who’s gonna pay $20 to see what amounts to a glorified karaoke performance by a guy who’d probably be working at a Jiffy Lube if he hadn’t gotten his hooks into the Britney Spears’ gravy train. I’d rather go to the zoo and jump in the bear’s pit wearing pants made of meat. Or taunt stingrays.
