K-Fed’s album is out today

Kevin Federline Playing With Fire Album

As many of you may be aware of, today marks the release of Kevin Federline debut CD “Playing with Fire.” The New York Daily News characterizes Federline’s debut effort as consisting entirely of songs “about what life is like when you’re badgered, judged and, let’s face it, fetishized by a slobbering media.” Another guy–me–characterizes it as the “aural equivalent to papercuts all over your body”:

“A lot of people can relate to this,” insists Federline (who prefers to be known as K-Fed). “It’s what they’re all watching. And it’s what’s happening to me.” The question is: Will they want to listen to a whole CD about it? Major labels thought not. When Federline trucked his album, “Playing With Fire,” around to the big record companies, he received only raised eyebrows and embarrassed shrugs. So he’s releasing it independently, with the corporation behind his wife, Sony/BMG, providing the distribution.

“[The labels] didn’t know what would happen,” he says. “They saw the viciousness and they were afraid to embrace it.”

Yes Kevin, keep telling yourself that Sony BMG didn’t pick up your album because they were afraid to “embrace” the “viciousness” of it. And I’ll keep telling myself that I didn’t get picked for the basketball team because they other players couldn’t deal with deadly accurate jump shot and suffocating defense. Go Team Delusional!

Note: The prize for this Friday’s caption contest will be–you guessed it–a copy of K-Fed’s CD. Check back Friday morning for THE CONTEST OF THE CENTURY

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7 Comments on “K-Fed’s album is out today”

  1. Flip21

    Looks like the cover art was done independently, too, which is only a fancy way of saying it sucks.

  2. rick

    You might as well just crap on my face, don’t even bother sending the cd.

  3. No, No, the CD prize is for this Friday’s contest

    Celebslam

  4. Carmen

    I’m insane, I always tought he looks like Justin

  5. ryan

    here’s a caption for ya:

    “Judging by the look on his face, even he knows this CD won’t sell.”

    ryan

  6. Lindsay

    “K-Fed in the hizzy!” for real. I didn’t know that messages popped up when you scroll over the red hyperlinks, and now I’m going to go back a read them all. Goddamnit, I need a hobby.

  7. Nick

    Not all hyperlinks have messages. I’ve only started doing that recently

    Nick

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