Kevin Federline

Sadly, K-Fed won't be including his infamous single "PopoZao" on his debut CD:

The aspiring rapper's debut CD "Playing With Fire" hits shelves on Halloween, but his much-derided ode to ladies' derrieres, "PopoZao," reportedly won't make the cut. It's being replaced, reports WENN, by a duet with Britney Spears called "Crazy."

"PopoZao" debuted on the Internet in January — sample lyric: "Toy all your thing on me, baby" — and Billboard magazine dubbed the tune a "monument to mediocrity." Even a rapper who claimed that he wrote many of Federline's lyrics, when asked about "PopoZao," told the New York Daily News: "I didn't have nothing to do with that, dog."

PopoZao is the type of song that comes a long once in a generation—it's basically the musical equivalent to video of the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami. As much as you wanted to turn away and avoid it, you couldn't help but pay attention and possible shed a few tears. For K-Fed to so callously rip that song off the album shows how little he cares about tsunami victims. Wait…what?….I think I may have mixed up that analogy. Either way, that still doesn't explain why K-Fed hates victims of natural disasters. Asshole.

Hilarious video of K-Fed "unveling" PopoZao on MTV.

[WENN]