Justin Timberlake is a pussy

Justin Timberlake is under attack
Justin Timberlake at the Brisbane, Australia airport (10/24)

Justin Timberlake pissed his pants after being attacked by a bird in Australia. Entertainmentwise says:

The SexyBack singer - who is currently on tour down under - was enjoying a relaxing day of golf when he was struck by the intimidating bird. Recalling the incident onstage at his Sydney concert on Tuesday night, he said: “[Magpies are] the dive bombing gangsters of the air!” He added, “I didn’t realize until I got to the next tee bar, that I had peed my pants, just a little bit! Just a little bit, not a lot.” (Source)

Pissing yourself is definitely the hot new trend in Hollywood–I hear Depends is doing a show in Milan this Spring featuring Fergie, Justin, and Hugh Hefner. Wait a minute, what the hell does story have to do with last night’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show? Sorry guys, I’ll get more pics posted shortly.

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5 Comments on “Justin Timberlake is a pussy”

  1. Ed

    That picture of Fergie pissing herself is rank!

  2. Real Chad

    Hilarious that he admitted to this onstage. If I had pissed my pants, even if a bear had attacked me I wouldn’t admit it to my best friend. Kind of a dumbass thing to do. I’m sure the women don’t give a crap about a little pussiness in his case anyway.

  3. He’s hot but lord does he need to grow some balls!

  4. JD

    Ha Ha . . . what a totally pussy.

  5. MO

    Is it just me or does Justin Timberlake have an unusually high pitched speaking voice and bites his lower lip when he speaks?

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