According to "law enforcement sources," Lindsay Lohan may avoid felony charges in connection with both of her DUI arrests this summer. TMZ says:
We're told charges may be filed tomorrow, and the D.A. is leaning toward rejecting three possible felonies. Sources say the D.A. almost certainly will not file cocaine charges in connection with her DUI bust Memorial Day weekend in Beverly Hills.As for her July 24 arrest in Santa Monica, the D.A. could charge her with felony cocaine possession, and bringing cocaine into a correctional facility -- also a felony. But we're told that the D.A. is inclined not to file those felony charges either.
That basically leaves misdemeanor DUI charges for both incidents. If Lohan is found guilty of both, she'd have to serve a minimum of four days in jail, and that beats prison, baby! (Source)
I know a lot of you are outraged over this. After all Lindsay ran from the scene after crashing into a tree during her first DUI and basically carjacked a dude during her second. You think the justice system has failed once again. But you're forgetting one thing: Lindsay Lohan has big tits. Chicks with big tits can get away with anything. They have special powers that not even Stephen Hawking himself could unravel. Just the other day a busty lady stopped me on the street to ask for directions. I gave her my wallet.
BONUS! Here's some pics of Lindsay with her brother and sister buying stuff at a supermarket in Utah yesterday. Exciting? You better believe it.
THATS BULLSHT!
SO NOW DO WE ALL REALIZE HOW BAD PARIS HILTON HAD IT.
THE ONLY PREFERNTIAL TREATMENT PARIS HILTON GOT WAS GETTING MORE TIME IN JAIL
As most men and DA's will attest, boobies tend to make the world a better, more civil and orderly place. Geez, I feel a peace just writing about 'em. Felony, Shemelony...lets give the girl a 5th chance already.
Hokay! Lock Lindsay's parents up. Then tell her if she messes up again, they will be released and she has to support them for the rest of her life. That should keep her ass on the straight and narrow.
There is a story on the OK Magazine website that says Lindsay was seen buying beer. Check out:
http://www.ok-magazine.com/latest_news_detailed.php?newsId=569
she already does support them idiot!!!!
DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Note to Ay Baby. Umm, the joke was that they'd be in jail, right. And that she could STOP supporting them for a change. Then, if she slipped again, they'd be back on the gravy train. Get it? I keyed this in slowly.
There is nothing special about fake breasts. Anyone with 3,000$ can purchase a pair.Every female in Hollywood seems to have them now yet they all keep denying it. Double D breasts do not stand up on their own unless they are fake. Its called gravity.Shes not going to go to jail because shes rich and can suck off the best lawyers in California.
Am I the only person in the world who thinks Lindsay Lohans Ugly?I mean come on now.Nothing against red heads or anything but shes covered in freckles.And her teeth are brown. Shes a millionaire like she cant get her teeth bleached.The only "hot thing" about her is her fake breasts and as I said before, even a 50 year old bald fat guy can get a pair of those its nothing special.
See if she was black, it would hve been a different story.....and ya'll all kno i'm telling the truth, but because she is a white celebrity, she gets off. PAris got off easy too. Sure she spent time in jail,but to my knowledge she wasn't given probation....Its just so sad. The justice system is racist and unfair, and its supposed to be a "JUSTICE" system....*sigh*