Josh Hartnett is a hero

Is Josh Hartnett a hero? No, of course not. Why would you even ask such a stupid question? At most he’s a “stand-up citizen.” At least that’s what the New York Post called him for coming to aid of a women outside New York’s Whiskey Ward bar at 4am the other night. According to a source:
“[Josh] stopped a guy from harassing a woman. He was just helping her out. No punches were thrown - there were just some raised voices on the corner.” (Source)
So basically a drunk Josh Harnett told a guy to stop yelling at a hooker (c’mon it was 4am). And this was deemed newsworthy by a major New York publication. Yet this video clip of my kitten trapped in a pillowcase couldn’t even crack my local cable access news. You don’t understand, it’s a kitten trapped in a pillowcase, IT’S FREAKING CUTE.
