Josh Harnett might be back together with Scarlett Johansson. Last month The New York Post reported that the two had split due to conflicting schedules (other gossip columnists--myself for example--think Josh's small penis was the primary catalyst for the breakup). Anyways, last week the two were seen at a New York restaurant together:
The comely couple was spotted Friday night reigniting their relationship at TriBeCa restaurant Cercle Rouge. "They had a meal and got progressively cozier as the night went on," said our spy. "Then they started to make out in full view of the restaurant at their table and didn't really care who saw."
aking out inside a restaurant is the best! There's romance, and then there's swapping little bits of food from a just-finished meal with your significant other. How can roses and candlelit dinners possibly compete?
I could go on about how Josh and Scarlett are only publicly making out to get their names in the tabloid, but in the spirit of the Christmas season, I'm giving the two of them a pass--only because Josh looks like this Cabbage Patch Kid I used to dry hump.
Scarlett is dangerously close to TTS -- thunder thigh syndrome
Hey guys!
What do you think that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person, which has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not damn sexy), most important - CHRISTIAN young lady!
Original Scarlett do not want publication her images in your media and please stop provide her photos for that purposes.
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I'll tell you guys more, that clones (it's not only one) made in GERMANY - world leader manufacturer of humans clones, to be more specific, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, North Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff 100% controlling all their clones spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Think wise..
Thank you for understanding!
Her close friend Sergei G.
P.S.
H.R. 534, the Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003, was introduced to the U.S. House of Representatives on February 5, 2003. After discussion, it was passed on February 27 by a vote of 241-155. It now moves on to the Senate for consideration. This bill makes it unlawful for any person or entity to perform or participate in human cloning, or to ship or receive embryos produced by human cloning. The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more.