John Mayer is banging Jennifer Aniston
John Mayer is probably banging Jennifer Aniston. The two had lunch together Saturday in Miami and then were seen returning to Aniston's hotel room later that night. People magazine says:
When it came to lunch, "I was happy to accommodate them," says Charles Bell, general manager of Michael's Genuine Food & Drink in the Miami Design District, which opened its doors for the pair early at 3:30 p.m. for the 90-minute meal. Sitting across from each other in a booth, their heads were close together, and they were engaged in a private conversation, says Bell. "I can't speculate on what kind of meeting it was but they looked happy and seemed to have a great time," he says.The same also seemed to be true later in the day, when the two were seen at Casa Tua on South Beach. With his arm around her, Mayer, 30, and Aniston, 39, left the restaurant a bit before 1 a.m. When they returned to her hotel, they were observed holding hands. (Source)
Is there anyone left John Mayer hasn't dated? The list of hot chicks he's nailed is longer than Schindler's. I guarantee you half of Hollywood could pick his penis out of a lineup. Except Jessica Simpson. She has this nasty habit of passing out when faced with multiple choice questions.
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oh god..brad pitt was bad but john mayer? she must be really desperate
Enjoy the practice, John. No bets here.
Who is John Mayer ???
Jennifer Aniston has taken more loads in her than a laundry pickup service.
What a chin! Dear F*cking God, it's out of control!!!
Fuck John Mayer. What a douche bag. If only I had some money. Aniston would probably bang me, too.
That a boy john!
lemme tell you what happened:
jenjen and her agent decided and handpicked ewwwww mayer.
why?
1) more tab covers (cause bikini azz cheek "candid"
shots aren't cutting it anymore, every week we see new
ones, have you noticed?)
2) cannes being around the corner, angelina expecting
+ two movies to premiere at cannes
3) they would plant the story, "romance" would be at
it's peek by cannes YET they would stay discreet until
then and one day before cannes BAM!!!
4) they thought minivan would like this america's
sweetheart going the cougar way story.
BUT one point was miscalculated. he is the WRONG
CHOICE!!!
minivan didn't appreciate what eww did to Jessica
simpson esp. during her tough --newly divorced times.
minivan remembers his blogs and what he wrote about
her.
minivan remembers his love for golden showers.
AAAND his famous perez hilton kiss while JS rubbed his
crotch!
excuse me, I've got to throw up now.
You'd think with all the work she's had done, she could have done something with that chin...that jaw...those cheeks...
Never mind, she needs to just buy a paper bag to go over her head, and be done with it.