
John Mayer wants him a piece of Heidi Klum
Note to Seal: John Mayer wants to bang your wife. Just thought I'd give you the heads up. From Page Six:
It's not what you think: John Mayer did a semi-striptease for Heidi Klum last week at a SoHo hot spot, lowering his pants as he danced in front of the "Project Runway" host. Klum laughed hysterically, then chatted with the rocker until the wee hours. But Klum's hubby, Seal, needn't worry: they're just old pals. (Source)
Seal better be careful. Considering how much of a size queen Heidi is, if John's even got a quarter of an inch on him, he better be prepared to get his ass served with divorce papers. The quickest way to Heidi's heart? Through her vadge. Literally.








Mayer better tie a board onto his ass.
The moron boy wants to bang Heidi klum.so what?every single man on the planet wants this piece of her,BUT the question is who does Heidi klum wants to have the whole package of her , we all know that he is one man on the planet and his name if you don't know is SEAl,you just look at the tat on her right arm, so stop this silly story,besides this mayer is the last man in this planet would dream of that, he is cuch a moron,he needs to be banged,so you just tell him.