Papa Joe is a P-I-M-P
Joe and Jessica Simpson
Papa Joe Simpson basically pimped his daughter Jessica out to Dallas Cowboys’ QB Tony Romo. Romo was seen with Jessica at the Simpson compound over Thanksgiving and the two are rumored to be dating. A friend of Jessica’s told the New York Post:
“Joe and Tony have been friendly for a while. Joe is a huge Dallas Cowboy fan, and Tony has always had a crush on her - he even said on his Web site like a year ago that it was his dream to date her. Jessica has been in Nashville and Dallas recording her new country album. When Tony found out, he called Joe and said, ‘I know she’s not dating anyone right now, can I take her out for a drink at least?’ Jessica said it was OK for Joe to give Tony her number and they hit it off. They’ve been dating for a couple of weeks now, and Jessica is so happy. She’s been texting everyone about how great he is.” (Source)
Hooking your daughter up with an NFL QB is like the 4-minute mile of pimping. Huggy Bear must be so jealous that Joe shattered the barrier first. In all seriousness though, it must have been really tough for Joe to give away his sweet/precious daughter like that . . . now he’s single! But don’t worry about Joe, his dating options are limitless and he’ll bounce back in no time at all–especially when you consider the fact that he comes from such a large extended family!
jessica was once quoted as saying her dad was the best kisser…next to her mom!
Papa Joe is a P-E-D-O. He’s got kiddie toucher/serial killer face. I guess he recommended Jess because he thinks she’s the better lay of the two sisters. Oh and because Ashlee is already the beard for that lady dude.
Papa Joe is saving Ashlee for Terrel Owens. Once her “infection” clears up, she’s all his.
Papa Joe wants to set up Jessica with Jerry Jones. He’s all about the money. Preacher my ASS.
i don’t think thats pimping. I’d say its more of a respect from Tony to Joe when he asked if he could take his daughter out. I’d rather have my future daughter’s date to ask me first before he ask her.
Joe gotta strong pimp hand, you betta recognize!