Pete Wentz is tiny

Not surprisingly, Joe Simpson, the father/manager of Ashlee Simpson, doesn't approve of his youngest daughter's romance with Fall Out Boy rocker Pete Wentz. Joe thinks Ashlee's acting way too wild. On her upcoming CD, Ashlee cusses on two tracks! Oh no! From the National Enquirer:

"Joe says he's going to put his foot down," said a source. "Ashlee may be of age, but Joe's determined to show he's still calling the shots. All of her former boyfriends were Joe-approved – but Pete is a wild card." (Source)

She lip-syncs her songs so the obvious question that follows is does she lip-sync her orgasms? - (Editor's Note: Obviously!) I can totally see her in bed screaming, "Yes! Yes!! YES!!!" and then Pete saying, "Um ... I haven't started yet." And as for her father telling her who she can date, if the guy's name doesn't start with "J" and end with "OE SIMPSON", her father won't approve. I think I read somewhere where he said that Ashlee was the better kisser of his two daughters ... who knew?!?

BTW, the marriage/pregnancy rumors about Pete and Ashley are not true. Yayyy!!!!!

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